Maybe the penguins were right: Beating off will make you go blind!

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Revolt, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
    Davis, CA
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Strange stuff, indeed.

    Like the old joke: Preist catches boy beating off in bathroom. 'Son, you will go blind doing that.' 'Can I do it until I need glasses.?'

    Bada ..... Bing!
  2. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    I'll just do it until I can swim underwater in the Antarctic Ocean.

    Wrong penguins?
  3. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:

    I am trying to picture a penguin masturbating, and frankly, I don't see how it is possible. Their wings are too short and their private parts are too low.

    But seriously, if somebody needs viagra to masturbate, that is a sad, sorry person.


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