Matthew Barney = Crap

Discussion in 'Books' started by metrocorazon, Jun 9, 2003.

  1. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    Just came back from the Guggenheim and let me tell you that it was the worst $10 I've ever spent to go see this pile of monkey crap.

    Has anyone else gone to see this?

    The only 2 things that kept it from being a complete waste of time

    1 was the HOT chicks walking around. Let me tell you that Ive never seen such concentration of hot ass bitches in one museum. NOW THATS a work of art!

    2 Was the fact that it gives me hope that someday I too can put up the crap that I make at the Guggenheim.

    Oh and where is the ART section on BS?
     
  2. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    A lot of school field trips were there?
     
  3. Footix

    Footix Member

    Dec 11, 1998
    Left Of The Dial
    I saw a screening of CREMASTER 3, which is the one about the Chrysler Building...I kinda agree, it's pretty pretentious stuff.

    Barney's prints are kind of cool, being mixed media and all, but it really looks like someone's goofing on the art community, and they are falling for it.

    Damn...I never thought I'd be discussing a Guggenheim exhibit on the Internet with a dude who's actually pulled the head off a sports mascot!
     
  4. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    Re: Re: Matthew Barney = Crap

    Not really. Mostly it was people from 18-35 and didnt seem to travel in packs so I dont think they was from a school. The rest of the people seemed to be tourist. The best part about it is that me and this other dude from my school got there early and being that the line was half way to Long Island, we decided to wait for the rest of the peeps by making the line. 20 minutes later everyone arrived and about 20 people cut in front! The faces on the freaking tourist, specially the French f00ks muttering angryly in French, were priceless! Man, pissing off tourist RULES!

    But that Barney sucks ass.
     
  5. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    Hell, if the Guggenheim had a mascot it'll be lying headless right now.

    I dunno which Cremaster it was but I did like the naked Thundercat chick one. Naked Chicks ALWAYS wins point in my book.
     

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