RSL fans will be glad to know that, in a surge of goodwill by DC United supporters, we took steps to improve Clint's effectiveness with your team. At the post-Superdraft reception we warned Jay Nolly to keep Clint away from the beer. And we told Jay it was all over if Clint installed a keg in his basement bar. We also warned about Doritos as well, although (oddly enough) Jay was unaware of Clint's fondness for that snack. See, DC fans are not all bad.