Mathis/goal celebration analysis

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Noah Dahl, May 19, 2003.

  1. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    First, let all US fans toast three well-taken, important goals in three consecutive games.

    Let's also note that his contribution to Magee's goal Saturday was a second assist if there ever was one. But I think MLS gave it to Etcheveddy.

    Finally, there's the goal celebration. His first two goals elicited a lazy form of the funky chicken, accentuated with a pointed finger.

    Upon schooling Fraser, Garlick and the City of Denver, however, Clint turned around to, seemingly, show off his pale gut to some person or persons off-camera.

    Can anyone confirm this? Do the River Ratz have FBC* capabilty? If so what's next, Ole Ole? Can eight fans (including Mastroeni) sitting in different sections of a massive stadium approximate the wave?



    *Fat Bastard Chant
     
  2. Kaiser

    Kaiser New Member

    Nov 12, 2000
    dark side of the moo
    Maybe he's gesturing to the big soccer posters that think his career is over as a nat and that he'll never regain his pre-WC02 form. I think the middle finger is appropriate for them.
     
  3. Ictar

    Ictar Member

    Jun 18, 2002
    The Oklahoma Panhandle
    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49921&perpage=15&pagenumber=2

     
  4. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Perfect that ESPN2 and MLS Wrap missed it completely. God forbid they accentuate any real color in the game -- let's just hear Waldo, Stoner, Harksie and Kamler yuk it up some more.
     
  5. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    P.S. I guess for Rapids fans, Clint was just putting the "Bastard" in "Fat Bastard."
     
  6. JerzyRebel

    JerzyRebel New Member

    Sep 18, 2002
    Land of Paulie Walnuts
    You tell em Kaiser. Where are the Clint-bashers now?
     
  7. JBell

    JBell New Member

    Oct 26, 2002
    New Milford NJ
    Think he was showing off how skinny he is.
     
  8. TeamUSA

    TeamUSA Member

    Nov 24, 1999
    Tianjin, China
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Apparently he was given a good chant before about being fat when taking a corner, so he motioned back to the fans afterwards.
     
  9. flanoverseas

    flanoverseas New Member

    Mar 2, 2002
    Xandria
    That's very strange that this thread was moved from the News and Analysis forum. The word "analysis" is right there in the thread title.
     
  10. cj herrera

    cj herrera New Member

    May 7, 1999
    Oakland, damn straig
    There's a clip of the goal up on MLSnet.com right now, and it ends with him pulling his shirt up suggestively. And even before I read this thread, it reminded me of Fat Bastard of Austin Powers fame.

    Cuz Cletus seems to be saying:

    "Aach...Ah'm dead sexy, I am."
     
  11. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Yer on to me, flan.

    But it wasn't news - well, yes it was. Clint's streak is current. Saturday's events are recent enough, and no one had reported on this here.

    As for analysis, I analyzed Clint's goal celebrations only decently -- but I certainly left the door open for others.

    The problem must be that there was no meat to the discussion. ...Well actually it did provide an update and insight regarding an important issue - the much-debated physical and psychological state of the US national team's rehabilitating top goalscorer - albeit couched in a lightly humorous sketch of its context.

    So the rule for N&A must be "don't try anything funny." My bad.
     
  12. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    How 'bout this?

    Good news for US fans - Clint Mathis has scored big goals in three consecutive games.

    Saturday he also created the second goal with a great ball over the defense to Guevara. Formerly, that pass would have garnered a second assist in MLS.

    And did anyone else notice Clint's goal celebration, Saturday? Lately he's done a little dance while pointing to the fans. Saturday he seemeed to lift his shirt to show off his stomach to somebody. Can anyone confirm this?

    I wonder if some Colorado fans were giving him "stick" about being out of shape? We've certainly heard a lot of that in this forum, and fans might be glad to know Clint's heard that criticism and is responding to it in a very positive way - by taking pride in his recovery of goalscoring - and athletic - form.
     
  13. dark knight

    dark knight Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 15, 1999
    Club:
    Leicester City FC
    Re: How 'bout this?

    Not enuf big words.

    I do think ESPN showed cowardice by not showing the magic gut.
     
  14. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville

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