PBP: Matchday 33 99.999% eliminated Crew vs Already clinched playoffs lol Poop FC Sunday 9/29/19 5:00 PM

who are we playing?

 

Like CB9K's suits...

 

I might be there.

 

weeb.

 

Man, Robert Altman had a lot of stinkers (Pret-A-Porter was definitely one of them, sorry Cameron Diaz, I still love you). But he also had Three Women (a total ********in masterpiece) and The Long Goodbye (a masterpiece).

Like our current manager he lives off a reputation of his very best moments that allows so many to forget/forgive his more numerous failures.

 

oh to be human.

 

What a song though.....

 

I was going to post something about this song earlier but didn't. I worked in a chain retail music store during this time period and... man... that song moved so many cassingles (remember those?) even after waiting to so long in order to move the full soundtrack at first.

 

The cassingles? No, no they don't die. Yes, they multiply!

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there is more than one of these in my attic.

 

If to be human is to be guaranteed 5 million dollars in spite of my litany of failures, and/or have endless financing for all my cinematic dreams, sign me up....

Just spare me the bare assed spankings from a Jim Curtin....

 

Lose by 2 is the only time we win.

Just hope Portland does us a favor tonight. Would be nice to have a sliver of hope for Philly.

 

I voted lose by 2, to try and get the win.

 

Philly was in NJ on Sunday. They're in SJ now. They'll leave Thursday AM and, I suspect, fly to Columbus instead of going home.

That's a lot of miles and a lot of time changes.

Lose by two.

 

Our season in a nutshell...

 

We got 99 problems but the playoffs ain't one.

 

Three road games in one week? Great job MLS!
(Though I suppose a game at Red Bull Arena isn't exactly a tough road trip for Philly to make.)

 

My Phillies and Crew got eliminated in the same week...

 

Last forecast for the season:

EAST

NYC 61
Philadelphia 58
Atlanta 57
DC 51
NYRB 50
Toronto 49
New England 45
Montreal 43
Chicago 41
Orlando 39
Columbus 38
Cincinnati 25



WEST

LAFC 71
Minnesota 55
LA Galaxy 54
Seattle 53
Salt Lake 50
Portland 48
Dallas 48
San Jose 47
Colorado 42
Kansas City 40
Houston 40
Vancouver 34

 

There are still a few singles and even some sets of 3 on ticketmaster for this game, but the Crew have already started selling standing room only tickets.

Big crowd, sell-out numbers, I would advise against arriving 10 minutes before kickoff. Expect longer lines than usual.

 

It's all about that zoo night.

 

Since we are officially eliminated we are going to start playing like a world class championship team and start winning by 3 or more goals.

 

I’m fairly certain everyone is coming to celebrate my birthday with me.

I appreciate that I can share it with my closest friends at a Crew game this year. Best present ever.