PBP: Matchday 33 99.999% eliminated Crew vs Already clinched playoffs lol Poop FC Sunday 9/29/19 5:00 PM

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by Big J 0526, Sep 24, 2019.

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What will the result be?

Poll closed Sep 29, 2019.
  1. Win by 2 or more aka Coachbot9000 masterclass

    12.2%
  2. Win by 1

    19.5%
  3. Canadian Win (nee tie)

    19.5%
  4. Lose by 1

    19.5%
  5. Lose by 2 or more aka Caleb Porter disasterclass

    17.1%
  6. Going Dutch - Room makes 2+ Saves after 90th minute to secure a Crew Win! - worth 2 points

    7.3%
  7. And here I thought I was a weeb. @BigJ0526 is the biggest weeb in all of Crew fandom - @chr1st

    4.9%
  1. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We had it all, and we blew it. We are who we thought we were. They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook. Portering has become the new Tebowing. More blown leads than Band Hand. Everything is pain and despair.

    Our brave heroes have faltered, and with just one episode left until the SEASON FINALE, can our Crew overcome all odds and secure victory, or will Don Garber and his minions of E. V. I. L. triumph? Will Coachbot9000 accept responsibility for his actions? Which of our heroes will succumb to injury next?

    Find out, on the next episode of Crew na Kanojo!

    Leading Scorers:

    Good Guys:
    Zarde$$ - 13
    The Sanch - 10
    Accam - 2
    The most eligible bachelor in Ohio Williams - 2
    young DP #1 Diaz - 2
    Gaston - 2

    Bad Guys:
    Yes I spelled this correctly Przybylko - 14
    Fabian - 6
    Illsinho - 5
    Monterio - 4
    Picault - 4

    Form:
    Good Guys: LWDWD
    Bad Guys: :LWWDL



    Just finish us off already.
     
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  2. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    who are we playing?
     
  3. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    philly
     
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  4. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Like CB9K's suits...
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I might be there.
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    weeb.
     
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  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Man, Robert Altman had a lot of stinkers (Pret-A-Porter was definitely one of them, sorry Cameron Diaz, I still love you). But he also had Three Women (a total ********in masterpiece) and The Long Goodbye (a masterpiece).

    Like our current manager he lives off a reputation of his very best moments that allows so many to forget/forgive his more numerous failures.
     
  8. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    oh to be human.
     
  9. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    What a song though.....


     
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  10. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    I was going to post something about this song earlier but didn't. I worked in a chain retail music store during this time period and... man... that song moved so many cassingles (remember those?) even after waiting to so long in order to move the full soundtrack at first.
     
  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The cassingles? No, no they don't die. Yes, they multiply!

    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there is more than one of these in my attic.
     
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  12. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    If to be human is to be guaranteed 5 million dollars in spite of my litany of failures, and/or have endless financing for all my cinematic dreams, sign me up....

    Just spare me the bare assed spankings from a Jim Curtin....
     
  13. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lose by 2 is the only time we win.

    Just hope Portland does us a favor tonight. Would be nice to have a sliver of hope for Philly.
     
  14. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    I voted lose by 2, to try and get the win.
     
  15. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Philly was in NJ on Sunday. They're in SJ now. They'll leave Thursday AM and, I suspect, fly to Columbus instead of going home.

    That's a lot of miles and a lot of time changes.

    Lose by two.
     
  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you haven't seen the boxscore from the Portland/New England yet...

    ...don't.
     
  17. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    Our season in a nutshell...
     
  18. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    We got 99 problems but the playoffs ain't one.
     
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  19. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Three road games in one week? Great job MLS!
    (Though I suppose a game at Red Bull Arena isn't exactly a tough road trip for Philly to make.)
     
  20. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My Phillies and Crew got eliminated in the same week...:eek::cry:
     
  21. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Last forecast for the season:

    EAST

    NYC 61
    Philadelphia 58
    Atlanta 57
    DC 51
    NYRB 50
    Toronto 49
    New England 45
    Montreal 43
    Chicago 41
    Orlando 39
    Columbus 38
    Cincinnati 25



    WEST

    LAFC 71
    Minnesota 55
    LA Galaxy 54
    Seattle 53
    Salt Lake 50
    Portland 48
    Dallas 48
    San Jose 47
    Colorado 42
    Kansas City 40
    Houston 40
    Vancouver 34
     
  22. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are still a few singles and even some sets of 3 on ticketmaster for this game, but the Crew have already started selling standing room only tickets.

    Big crowd, sell-out numbers, I would advise against arriving 10 minutes before kickoff. Expect longer lines than usual.
     
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  23. runningoz

    runningoz Member

    Oct 25, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's all about that zoo night.
     
  24. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    turkey bacon with swiss
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Since we are officially eliminated we are going to start playing like a world class championship team and start winning by 3 or more goals.
     
  25. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I’m fairly certain everyone is coming to celebrate my birthday with me.

    I appreciate that I can share it with my closest friends at a Crew game this year. Best present ever.
     
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