MARIAH IS HUNTING FOR A MAN! (English Footballer?)

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  1. truthandlife

    truthandlife Member

    Jul 28, 2003
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/news.cfm?instanceid=59539

    MARIAH IS HUNTING FOR A MAN!

    Mariah Carey has her heart set on an English footballer. No one in particular, mind you - it's just that she likes the type. So to help her find her 'dream' man, her ex-hubby - record impresario Tommy Mottola - has invited the entire Manchester United squad to her next concert in the U.K. on November 1. Exactly how she hopes to snare the guy isn't quite clear yet. Stay tuned.
     
  2. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wouldn't even wish Mariah on a Red Devil. Ugh.
     
  3. truthandlife

    truthandlife Member

    Jul 28, 2003
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
  4. Retail Hell

    Retail Hell New Member

    Oct 8, 2003
    Dublin
    Think Barthez could hold both boobs at once with out droping them ?
     
  5. fatboy slim-fast

    fatboy slim-fast New Member

    Jul 23, 2003
    Jersey/NYC
    Too bad for her that Luke Chadwick is out on loan.....
     
  6. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    can anyone say "roasting" ?
     
  7. Prawn Sandwich

    Oct 1, 2003
    Bhutan
    you could always ask Jody Morris how he says it ;-)
     
  8. skyboy

    skyboy New Member

    Jul 16, 2003
    New York City
    good one!....retail hell
     
  9. thisisanfield

    thisisanfield New Member

    Oct 1, 2003
    and where exactly is she hoping to find a man amongst the man utd squad? Roy Keane about the only man in there...

    Although if shes lookng for some oral stimulation theres always van nistelroy... heard hes a bit of a diver.. :)
     
  10. thisisanfield

    thisisanfield New Member

    Oct 1, 2003
    oh sorry... ENGLISH footballer...
    ho hum.. so from man utd shes got the pick of...

    the Little ginger whinger
    The Ugly brothers
    Or A Suspended Drugs Test Dodger

    stay in america Maria
     
  11. keeprighton

    keeprighton New Member

    Oct 1, 2003
    Solihull
    Re: Re: MARIAH IS HUNTING FOR A MAN! (English Footballer?)

    Like it this. Like it very much!

    P.s. Do you think in light of Rio's "drug problem" that BCFC can claim the points from the game against Man U. Just a thought.
     
  12. Youdon'tsavethose

    Youdon'tsavethose New Member

    Oct 4, 2003
     
  13. idi amin

    idi amin New Member

    Mariah Carey does have a thing for footballers, she and Kaka were an item in the news a few months back before he transferred to Milan
     
  14. Snuffles

    Snuffles New Member

    May 27, 2003
    UK
    You forget Wes Brown...
     
  15. thisisanfield

    thisisanfield New Member

    Oct 1, 2003
    Well i was TRYING to... until you went and ruddy reminded me.. :)
     
  16. thisisanfield

    thisisanfield New Member

    Oct 1, 2003
    Maybe Maria misunderstood when someone said to her that Man Utd was the easiest place to find a Prick?
     

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