Marco's New Haircut

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by DeezNutzz, May 4, 2003.

  1. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    MiniMullet. Even better!
     
  2. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I ftp'ed my pix to Andy this morning. Hopefully he'll have 'em up soon.
     
  3. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    No. I was at the DC game last night. I was at Summers watching Liverpool in the morning.
     
  4. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    Oh so it wasn't you then. I have an apology to the dude that was at Summers last night.
     
  5. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    ... Mod's Note ...

    Troll and responses deleted.

    (I've gotta say, this has been the busiest modding day on this board in years. Everytime I log on! One damn thing after another.)
     
  6. JAnderson14

    JAnderson14 New Member

    Oct 5, 2000
    Crofton, MD
    Even if sex before games impacts performance...and even if everyone else has been wrong and there were actual players at the Exchange (several have said the only soccer notables were Rongen and Dave Dir)...the sex would have been after a game and a full week before the next one.

    I have no problem with lying (I often condone it in the FFA), but at least put some effort into it.
     
  7. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    I have termed Marco's new do as a BUZZET. Half Buzz, Half Mullet.

    Very very strange looking. I do believe the part that he lost a bet to get that look.
     
  8. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The lady security guard at my school has one of those. But i still call it a mullet. At first I thought she was a guy because it was a buzz, then i realized it came halfway down her back.
     
  9. Topo

    Topo Member

    Feb 15, 2001
    In honor of Marco's new do, I myself had my hair cut last night.

    Um...actually, because Marco's was so bad, I had my hair cut last night because it made me realize how bad my hair was.

    No mullet for me.

    What does this do to our slogan: Fear the Mullet!
     
  10. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    So is there a picture of mullethead with his new 'do?

    It can't be any worse than before, can it?
     
  11. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
  12. Sundevil9

    Sundevil9 Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I figured the new coif was to compensate for the injured knee. You know, to cut down on the aerodynamic drag, and weight to save the knee the extra load. :)
     
  13. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    I believe he cut his mullet short to make himself look less fat.
     
  14. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
  15. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Shorter version of the same bad hairstyle....and it just might be worse.
     
  16. lond2345

    lond2345 Member

    Aug 19, 2002
    USA
    his haircut is great!

    it justifies his nickname "el diablo" (he does look like the devil, but without the mustache)
     
  17. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Didn't you hear?

    Beelzebub went "Amish" recently. Shaved the 'stache clean off.

    ;)
     
  18. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    As of now, the vote is 29-7 in favor of the mini-mullet.
     
  19. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    The haircuts around DC in general must be sad if the vote is overwhelmingly in favor of Mullethead's new 'do.
     
  20. todd11

    todd11 Member

    Oct 23, 2002
    Berlin, Germany--
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    dude, Toon, is that your pic in your avatar?...ummm, you seem strangely, nay, intensely concerned with etch's hair... (announcer's voice over here) "Why not talk to your doctor about Propecia..." I'd say the mini mullet rates about a 3 on the Egregious Mullet Scale. (10 being highest Egregious Mullet Score--- for ex. the guy who sang the "achey breakey heart", name escapes me, but I'm guessing someone from Columbus knows for sure.)
     
  21. andylovesoccer

    Sep 2, 2000
    Asheville, NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Billy Ray Cyrus

    (am I embarrassing myself, or what?)
     
  22. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    I'm sorry to say this but the voting booth is closed. I'll have the final votes in a couple of weeks. that'll give me enough time to alter Florida's votes.
     
  23. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    Don't be so hard on yourself. We all KNEW it, you were the only one with the stones to risk embarrasment for posting it! I say bravo to you!

    As for Marco's hair, you gotta love a guy who goes out gets his hair cut to get rid of his mullett.... and after he cuts it, STILL HAS A MULLETT!!!

    BTW, I was watching hoops last night after the US-Mexico game and, as bad as Marco's hair is, it isn't as bad as the nasty do that Steve Nash of the Mavericks is sporting.

    Nash's brother, Martin, plays in the A-League so maybe his haircut is influenced by Martin's career path.
     
  24. #8

    #8 Member

    Jul 5, 2000
    Washington DC metro
    My favorite all time MLS mullet is that helmet in the Burn kit in the well circulated press photo introducing the 10 original teams and unis. What a retard...
     
  25. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    I don't think that could hold a candle to Leonel Alvarez:

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    And I'm not even going to make a caption out of this one...
     

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