Marco's New Haircut

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by DeezNutzz, May 4, 2003.

  1. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    What is up with Etch's hair?

    I'm suprised no one has posted Etch's new do. Am I the only one who noticed his ridiculous haircut? Did he cut his hair with a machete or what???
     
  2. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Re: What is up with Etch's hair?

    I noticed it, too. I was waiting for Mike's pictures to be on the ECG site so that I could provide visual evidence. Could we really have seen the End Of The Mullet?
     
  3. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    It looked like the mullet was still there, it just went into hiding. It's was weird seeing that though. Like ketchup without mustard, like peanut butter without jelly, like Zach Thorton without a pie in his hands.
     
  4. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    I'm glad that at least one of you have noticed. I was beginning to think that I was a loser for noticing a dude's haircut and that I had nothing else to do on a Sunday afternoon. Actually I do, I spoke with my cousin (who slept with two players last night at the Exchange party) earlier today tells me that "one of the players" made a bet with him and he lost. Thus, the mullet came off.
     
  5. Th4119

    Th4119 Member+

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    What?
     
  6. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    Check out the "post exchange party" forum for details. I find it hard to believe (isn't every dc united player have a loved one?) but I know she would never lie about this, she has no motives nor is she the type that wants attention. If she's really telling the truth and things go well, I'll have a DC united player in the family! Think about the benefits.
     
  7. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    That's the problem! The sex saps their strength! Right, Sormun?

    I noticed the new do right away and told my wife the Mullet is now a Mullette.
     
  8. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    Can that explain why DC United have not been scoring lately? Obviously, they have been scoring in bed but not on the field. Too much emphasis on sex and not football. By the way, she told me one of the guys was "dark and handsome". Could it be Earnie Stewart? It could explain his poor performances on the field.

    I believe Ray Hudson should issue a "no-sex pact" where players are not allowed to engage in sexual intercourse or any other sexual activities 24 hours prior to kickoff. I believe Europe enforces this pact during huge games. We should do the same.
     
  9. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    What is up with Etch's hair?

    So you're saying Etch and Earnie did the Eiffel Tower with your cousin? Rotisserie chicken?
     
  10. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    She won't tell me with whom she slept with, only that one was "dark and handsome" (I think it was Stokes, because he's a young, single guy and Earnie is a family man) and the other had "long hair with a tight ass". I don't think Etch falls into this category since the Mullet came off, so I'm thinking it's Benny or Santino (I would be upset if it was him considering he recently had his first born but on the other hand, I wouldn't mind having him as a brother in-law).
     
  11. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    So you think the kind of guy who would double-team a chick he just met at a party with one of his teammates would be likely to marry her afterwards?

    Oookay.
     
  12. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    2 things: 1. If you are a guy, you should understand how men behave. 2. My cousin is hot. If she wasn't my cousin, I would have....(apply your imagination here)
     
  13. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Yeah. This happened. :rolleyes:
     
  14. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    It is ridiculous how the majority of you forget the past. This isn't the first time this has happened. Remember the Raul Diaz Arce/Mario Gori rape at a Columbus Hotel?? Stuff like this happens. But I'll give you, the non-believers, the benefit of the doubt; some of you probably weren't around when this happened or maybe some of you are just plain ignorant.
     
  15. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    Hey Lanky, weren't you at Summer's watching the Liverpool game last night?
     
  16. John_Harkes_6

    John_Harkes_6 New Member

    Mar 29, 2000
    Baltimore, MD.
    Well - you proved that you are the ignorant one. There was no rape - the girl was lying and admitted to it. She originally said that it was Marco and he was in Bolivia.
     
  17. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    ### MODERATOR'S NOTE ###

    And all this has what to do with Marco's mullet?

    ... ahem ...

    ...................................................................

    I for one am glad to see the mullet go.

    Bonus points if you can identify these lyrics ...
     
  18. TheLimeChicken

    Mar 27, 2001
    Dorchester, MA
    Re: ### MODERATOR'S NOTE ###

    Read this thread hoping for a picture, didn't get one.



    quote:
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    Do something about your long, filthy hair
    It looks like a rat's nest
    Do something about your mullet
    Get out the hair clippers, jerk
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    ....and that is Wesley Willis.
     
  19. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    Mike Lasort's pictures from the game should be up soon and we will have a picture for you.
     
  20. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md
    It's as obvious as the nose on my face..

    It's the ChiaMullett..

    Just add water and watch it grow!!
     
  21. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To me, it still looked Mullett-ish.
     
  22. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    Is that you Raul or are you Mario?
     
  23. DeezNutzz

    DeezNutzz BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 12, 2003
    Rockville
    Rate Marco's New Haircut

    Please give an explanation to your vote.
     
  24. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    ... Moderator's Note ...

    ... Threads Merged ...

    Polls are evil. I hate them and curse the day when Jesse added them to BigSoccer.com's features.

    ......................................................................

    nancyb's got a point. Marco's now sporting what's probably best termed a micro-mullet.
     
  25. EdTheRed

    EdTheRed Member+

    Feb 6, 2001
    Loose On The Town
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Cook Islands
    Re: ... Moderator's Note ...

    Breathtaking...I shall call it "Mini-Mullet". Your stock is rising, Number Two...
     

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