This is going to be the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fox is pitting a hot-dog eating champion against a grizzly bear in an eating competition, the winner of an intra-service showdown (sure to be won by the Navy entrant) against a chimpanzee on a military obstacle course, and a world-class sprinter against a giraffe in a footrace. But these competitions, while worthy, will pale in comparison to the most anticipated event in television history, the epic showdown between an elephant and 50 midgets to see who can pull a DC-10 airliner 75 feet the fastest. Wednesday, 9 PM on Fox. Can't miss it. Alex
Damn I missed that! What did the Orang do stick his finger up. Well, the race against the zebra was closer than I expected.
The airplane-pulling race between the elephant and 44 midgets was the pinnacle of quality television. Alex
Indeed! If I were the midgets I'd demand the elephant be disqualified. It looked like the handler used the poker (for lack of a better term) to "motivate the elephant into moving. He seemed to hook and pull the elephant to get the proper motivation. Elephant wins by cheating, news at 7:00. Call the ASPCA. Call Bob Barker!
Uhhh... dude, it's not 1944, you might want to look into updating your ethnic slurs a little, if you need to use them at all.
UHHH DUDE its called ABBREVIATION, you know like when Fifa or some other place list players nationalities its, JAP or JPN. Like if the guy was German I wouldve said, "The Grizzly is beating the GER dude!" And the I took where the bear if from, from his nickname. I forgot what it was but it had "Alaskan" in it. So I assumed he was from there, but it dont matter its all USA!
Um, no. In every case I've seen, JPN is used as the abbreviation for Japan. I know you didn't mean any harm but anyone who says "Jap" deserves a kick in the nuts or a polite request to not repeat the word.
Gee Im sorry if I didnt check with every publication and organization to see what they used as abbrviation. Frankly I dont give a fook either ways.