Man Utd signed Jeff Agoos

Actually, no, you didn't.

 

yeah, that was pretty attempt. sorry. i was more impressed when somebody posted that Clint Mathis was injured again last year. at least that one made me curse

 

Exactly, it has to be something that is at least believable.

 

You should have gone with an A-league team or a step below the A-league. That is believable.

 

Lame, dude...

 

That was really lame but probably the funniest one of these you could imagine.

 

Should have gone with Regis quits soccer to join US Marines in an attempt to thank the US for his citizenship.

 

My objection: it's too realistic for an April Fool's joke. Agoos is an upgrade over anyone named Neville.

 

good try.... funny joke though.

 

This wasn't even funny. It could really happen. What does Rio Ferdinand have that Jeff Agoos doesnt. I guarantee he cant hit a volley like Agoof

 

That's exactly what we want him to think too.

 

funny

the funniest thing, is all this time, i thought you guys were hard core cynics, and extreme disectors of the game of soccer. you guys railing this guy for an attempt at an april fools, and each chimes in w/ his opinion of what little change could have made it better. Now thats funny.

 

I would say that too to get another team to put a huge liability on the field

 

I believed this, but figured ManU wanted Agoos as a striker. Seriously, that volley into the upper 90 v. Portugal rivaled any finish of Ruud or Gigs.

 

I just felt like bumping a random thread from a year and a half ago.

I feel evil today.

 

You are evil.

 

Hey - whatever the new owner wants.

 

I really hope your red card was from starting this thread.