Q: How many Manchester Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "1997 lightbulb changing" commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.
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possibly for the "england out of ireland" title and "remember omagh"? just a hunch on my part though. mactheknife should chime in here.
ahhh...didn't see the Ireland comment. Don't know what "remember omagh" means. But I'll take your word for it...
You don't really want to know. Not even funny. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/northern_ireland/2000/the_omagh_bomb/default.stm
ok, ok. it was a comment deseigned to take the pi-ss out of the reader. i actually think the ira are scum.
a united fan who doesn't live there? hmm, that's odd. brimson brothers are a couple of tossers... ooohhh, watford supporters, i'm shakin
you all seem to make a big deal out of people who aren't from the manchester area supporting united. this type of thing is common enough. there are many dallas cowboy fans throughout america who aren't from dallas or the southwest. now i think they are all scum- the dallas fans who aren't from the southwest, i mean- but i can live with it. some teams have a national or international appeal. man united, dallas cowboys, ny yankees, real madrid for example.
Re: england out of ireland now Why do muppets like you have to bring up shite like that in a football forum, just because you have very little knowledge of football you try to be controversial.......
you're a ************ing wanker. if you truly did think the IRA were scum, these kind of thoughts would not enter your head. why stop at the IRA, why not post something about 9/11 or the bali bombings. There all the same kind of people, you support them, you're an ********************* IMO!!!
smalce i take it you aren't from the bogside. given that you support rangers. i saw rangers play two games in new jersey last year, each of which they lost- river plate and santos.the game against river celtic brought a tidy mob of lads to the game and got into a bit of an off with a few drunken rangers fans. one obviously british rangers supporter who was well and truly pissed was great to watch.drunk off his arse and a total clown. "we won the phuckin double, not you" he was yelling at the celtic fans. he was giving some zeig heil saluts to the celtic mob as well. now there was no moe than 20,000 people in gaints stadium, which holds 75,000. i have been there many times for ny giants games and have never seen as much crowd trouble as i saw at the 2 rangers games last july, especially the river plate game. that's because rangers fans are a bunch of drunken retards, based on what i saw. they clearly started the trouble with the celtic fans, not the other way around. old bill had to escort a bunch of rangers fans from the stadium.
This kiddies continuing attempts to ape the "true voice" of a hooligan is getting really rather amusing actually. What does Old Bill mean? Where does the phrase come from? (PS - you get pissed ON lager, not off it. And the Nazi salute is accompanied by "Sieg Heil" not "Zeig Heil". And an "off" is a "stand-off", not an actual fight. That is when things "go off". Oh ... and it's more "crew" these days than "mob".)
old bill means the police. haven't you read the brimson's books? and i appreciate the correction on proper hooligan speak.
Where does the phrase come from? Yes I have read the book. That's how come I know it's rubbish, lies and silly. When the hooligan is slashing your pre-pubescent face open with the stub of a can, do make sure to refer to him as "lad", won't you? But it's probably best not to say "so, is this an off then, or a stand-off?". And try not to cry too much as you bleed your face onto the paving slab. Not that any of that will ever happen of course. You'll run like the wind the minute anyone who even looks like the cartoon hooligans Brimson peddles appear. Besides, you'll probably have your Mum with you or something. That would not be pretty.
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