Make Love and Vote

Discussion in 'Elections' started by BillQ, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    Among the hundreds of sites that have popped up getting people to vote in two weeks, Votergasm.org may be the most interesting. People are asked to sign a pledge to vote and not make love to a non-voter from anywhere from a week to the entire next four years. They are setting up Election night parties around the country to celebrate in more ways than one. Gives new meaning to exit polls.
     
  2. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Un****ingbelieveable. :D
     
  3. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    exit poles
    exit holes
     
  4. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Shouldn't the thread be, Vote and make love?

    I mean, sounds like you need to vote first.

    If you vote twice, do you get two women at the same time?
    I'll have to see if my wife buys it. :D
     
  5. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    It's not saying that you get laid if you vote. It says you don't get laid if you don't vote.
     
  6. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Well, if you've been married a decade as I have, you probably ain't getting laid anyway. :eek:
     
  7. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    I feel your pain bro. Sucks doesn't it? :mad:
     
  8. MtMike

    MtMike Member+

    Nov 18, 1999
    the 417
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't want to hear it, guys, my wife is 9 months pregnant. I've got a good 6 weeks to go.
     
  9. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    I will NOT do my Ladies Man take. :D
     
  10. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you don't, someone else will...
     
  11. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    What about those of us who have already voted?
     
  12. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    You think you are gettin some in six weeks? Now THAT is funny. :D This must be your first. ;)
     
  13. heybeerman

    heybeerman Member

    Aug 2, 2001
    Chicago Burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire

    Try 12 weeks
     
  14. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only if you have a million dollars.
     
  15. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    You have been told that sex can stimulate labor, right? I suggest you use that to your advantage.
     
  16. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    Watch out! You might give the kid a black eye!
     
  17. MtMike

    MtMike Member+

    Nov 18, 1999
    the 417
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is, as you rightly guessed.

    Barb, I've got a new pick up line, now. "Sex got you into pregnancy, and it will get you out of it." Yeah, it needs a little polishing. Okay, a lot.
     
  18. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    This line always worked for me. :D
     
  19. Northcal19

    Northcal19 New Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    Celtic Tavern LODO (
    I am still f'ing laughing over this post. Ho ho ho......

    six weeks... milk coming out my nose... he he he ..... :p
     
  20. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Good luck with everything. You will love every minute of it, but be prepared to be fairly irrelevant for the first few months.
     
  21. MtMike

    MtMike Member+

    Nov 18, 1999
    the 417
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks, I appreciate it. It will be either tonight or she'll be induced tomorrow. So, if I'm not on here for awhile, everyone knows why. As far as being irrelevant, the in-laws are coming in tonight. It doesn't get much more irrelevant than that.

    Let's just drop the 6 week thing, guys. rookie mistake. Sorry. :D
     
  22. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The innuendos abound in this thread.

    And having sex does in fact induce labor. I found that out...twice.
     
  23. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    Will you be taking care of the "inducing"? :D
     
  24. MtMike

    MtMike Member+

    Nov 18, 1999
    the 417
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Hey now! I've talked enough about my sex life with total strangers on the internet! LOL Just teasing. :D

    Well, any thoughts to that will be dashed by my inlaws coming into town for the big event. Not exactly a romantic mood when they're around, if you know what I mean.
     
  25. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    All too well. Congratulations in advance!
     

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