Major MLS Maneuvers?

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Real Mobile, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. Real Mobile

    Real Mobile Member

    Sep 10, 2004
    Make no mistake, MLS management is making major moves! With the announced agreements regarding construction of a SSS and an MLS team for Toronto, the future configuration of MLS is coming to light.

    We can now see how DC got the nats. Those clever Canadians have sent DC one baseball team for a soccer team to be named later. It's not a straight up swap, as that might be too obvious. This will involve multiple teams so as to disguise the real objective of these backroom maneuvers, which is the dismantling of the DCU dynasty. :eek:

    United will go to Frisco, TX, and become Frisco United, or "FU". FC Dallas moves to cooler climes and becomes Kansas Football Club, or "KFC". That leaves the Wizards going to Toronto to create the Ontario Wizards, can you say "OW"? Actually they might be the Wizards of Toronto, or the Wizard of Ontario, say "WOT"? ..."WOO"!

    I can't reveal all my sources, but I will try to provide at least one link so that doubters will know this is founded in fact. http://www.mlsnet.com/MLS/news/mls_news.jsp?ymd=20051028&content_id=46967&vkey=news_mls&fext=.jsp

    This will happen. It's a slam dunk!
     
  2. beltwayrob

    beltwayrob New Member

    Jun 15, 2004
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Funny guy! :p

    Nothing like a little humor the day before a huge playoff game. I believe almost every part of it other then United leaving DC.
     
  3. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This was a rumor he actually heard last week and struggled with for a couple days before posting because of the possible reaction from fans of multiple teams.
     
  4. vivzig

    vivzig New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    The OC
    Andy Mead was at one time the janitor at the Garden of Eden, and he brought the Serpent in as an ecological alternative to pesticides. He also shaves with a katana.
     
  5. Colonial717

    Colonial717 New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Arlington, VA
    But how are his skillz with a bo staff?
     
  6. edcalvi

    edcalvi Moderator
    Staff Member

    Olimpia
    Guatemala
    May 1, 2005
    US
    it's sad what drugs do to people.......
     
  7. vivzig

    vivzig New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    The OC
    Andy Mead invented the bo staff.
     
  8. Real Mobile

    Real Mobile Member

    Sep 10, 2004
    "it's sad what drugs do to people......."
    ....or lack there of. :p

    This Andy mead fellow, isn't he a big fan of KFC?
     
  9. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Dear Andy... Dear Wiggy...

    It was nice knowing you :D
     
  10. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And the WOT will have an instant chant, Captain Sensible's 'Wot!' How I envy them. But, wait a minute. Maybe we can turn that to our adavantage.

    Captain Sensible's Wot:

    When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
    But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
    So I called reception but to no avail
    That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale.
    It went bang - I said shut up

    It went bang - I said rap up.
    Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
    But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
    He said captain
    I said wot

    He said captain
    I said wot

    He said captain
    I said wot

    He said captain
    I said wot d'ya want

    Once a lifetime
    twice a day
    If you don't work you get no pay.

    I been to the east
    I been to the west


    But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.

    Well
    hello Adam
    where you been?
    I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean
     
  11. JoeSoccerFan

    JoeSoccerFan Member+

    Aug 11, 2000
    Isn't the Garden of Eden a strip club? :confused:
     
  12. denver_mugwamp

    denver_mugwamp New Member

    Feb 9, 2003
    Denver, Colorado
    You're getting your facts all confused. Andy Mead worked at the Garden of Eatin'.
     

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