Madre de Dios: Miss Femme Latina

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by txaggie93, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. txaggie93

    txaggie93 New Member

    Feb 23, 2004
    Fort Worth, TX
  2. Balonpie

    Balonpie Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    Scenic Carrollton
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. Detective40oz

    Detective40oz Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    A winning Team, Pizza Hut and hot latina competitions..things are looking up in Dallas these days.
     
  4. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. Balonpie

    Balonpie Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    Scenic Carrollton
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wait until Chapulin gets a hold of this !
     
  6. txaggie93

    txaggie93 New Member

    Feb 23, 2004
    Fort Worth, TX
  7. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    There is a "30 minutes or less" joke in there somewhere, I just can't put it together.
     
  8. Jonno

    Jonno New Member

    Oct 28, 2002
    Austin, TX
    This has virtually nothing to do with FCD (except the winner gets Hoops, a ball & to toss a coin at a game).
     
  9. doctor_j

    doctor_j New Member

    Aug 3, 2004
    reppin' ETex
    10 lucky Latin beauties will be FC Dallas' Makita Tool Girls and make appearances at the FC Dallas matches.

    heh, well people were asking if there would be cheerleaders...I dunno if this counts exactly, but muy bien either way.
     
  10. RodneyMunch

    RodneyMunch New Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    Well, if it's anything like the Ciclon girls from a few years back...
     
  11. txaggie93

    txaggie93 New Member

    Feb 23, 2004
    Fort Worth, TX
    Let's not shortchange the representation of Makita tools!
     
  12. Detective40oz

    Detective40oz Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    No You'd have to change the name to Domino's Park, and then It would all come falling down.....oh man that was bad! :D
     
  13. Jonno

    Jonno New Member

    Oct 28, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Doh I missed that part.
     
  14. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, Makita isn't exactly after the gringo customer, you know.
     
  15. txaggie93

    txaggie93 New Member

    Feb 23, 2004
    Fort Worth, TX
    Actually I didn't know.
     
  16. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, they're after all customers, gringo, Latino, and otherwise.

    But they're not necessarily buying a sponsorship in a soccer league to pull in the gringos.
     
  17. Chamo

    Chamo New Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Plano,TX
    So just how do know if you are at least 25% latina?
     
  18. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Uh, if you've ever yelled "AY PAPI!!!!" when you've orgasmed?
     
  19. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Finally some genius FC Dallas marketing.

    I wanna be a judge.
     
  20. chapulincolorado

    Jul 14, 1999
    McAllen, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico

    With me....that's two!

    Chapulin Colorado--"OK...Ms. Brazil...I give you short pass...what do you with it?"

    [​IMG]

    "Excellent!"

    Commentator-"Well. Jim. Both NR and ChapulinColorado are doing a close inspection of the finalists for Miss Femme Latina 2005....Nothing seems to distract them from their task."

    [​IMG]


    :D
     
  21. chapulincolorado

    Jul 14, 1999
    McAllen, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    http://www.femmelatina.com/index2.htm

    "Femme Latina Questionnaire: Are U Latina?
    [...]
    36) How did you get that round booty?

    A) White Bread
    B) Arroz con pollo
    C) Cumbia
    D) Sorry. No booty.
    E) B & C"

    :D
     
  22. italchacao

    italchacao New Member

    Mar 18, 2002
    Austin TX
    Hey, I want in at this judge panel thing.
     
  23. nostopping

    nostopping Member

    Sep 7, 2001
    Missouri Bootheel
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just bought a Makita drill for my father-in-law last week. I feel like such a wise and thrifty consumer.
     
  24. Balonpie

    Balonpie Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    Scenic Carrollton
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I cannot understand how FCD can fall for this. This is going to be such a train wreck!
     
  25. celtic76

    celtic76 Member

    Aug 30, 2001
    WI USA
    Club:
    Celtic FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    I think this should be mandated by all clubs :cool:
     

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