Luck change suggestion - It's Friday what the hell

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  1. MeridianFC

    MeridianFC Member

    Jul 26, 1999
    Washington, DC USA
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    As many of you know I'm am not superstitious at all, but I'd brought up our recent (past 3 years) run of bad form to some friends from Scotland and they had two suggestions for turning the tide:

    1) Wear mini-kilts to the game (I don't know if regular kilts could be substituted or not, I'll find out)

    2) Come to the game naked with a piece of heather stuck in one's ass.

    The only problems I can see with the suggestions are that arrest for public indecency is certain in one case and Scotland's run of form has not been the most stellar as of late (though Celtic's not doing bad).

    Anyhow this is presented as a public service.

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  2. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Who's Heather, and why do want her probing your ass?

    :eek:

    Sorry, I will understand if my post is stricken from the record.
     
  3. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Re: Re: Luck change suggestion - It's Friday what the hell

    GdopplarXT might have issues with you... :rolleyes:
     
  4. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At the last game at RFK people were turning their shirts and hats around during the OT (I guess to reverse the tide so to speak). I can bust out the voodoo candles and cookies, they have worked in the past.

    K
     
  5. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i was pondering a similar dilemma. i got a new jersey with "stewart 9" the week of the chi game and have worn it to matches and viewings of subsequent games. we have yet to lose with my jersey on but of course we have failed to win also. so now what do i do? do i risk wearing a different jersey and we lose? or will we finally breakout and win if i change or add something?
     
  6. jmsdoc

    jmsdoc Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    The Valley
    I've heard of Heather....I'm not sure that she changes ones luck, but she does tend to keep your mind off the debacle.

    John
     
  7. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wearing mini-kilts and sprouting heather out one's ass will only bring good luck if you're cruising for man love. Your friends in Scotland probably asked you for pictures of this, as well. ;)
     
  8. uniteo

    uniteo Member+

    Sep 2, 2000
    Rockville, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think RFK services should have a blackout on beer...Guinness, Boddington's and Cooper's only
     
  9. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    I am firmly convinced that there is little I can do to alter the outcome of any match in a positive way. Therefore, I focus on doing things in order to prevent disaster.

    Example, last season vs. LA - I called GdopplarXT after DC scored - result: DC United lost. This season vs. Colorado - I chose not to call GdopplarXT after DC scored in a similarly shocking manner - result: DC United drew! Not making the call saved us a point but thinking about it cost us 2... darn hex upon me! :rolleyes:

    BTW - I am not actually insane because if you read Fever Pitch you'll see that he does similar activity and by all acounts Nick Hornby is quite sane! :rolleyes:
     
  10. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    I used to believe that the total number of "hot chicks" that I saw on my walk to the train station would be the number of goals United would score in the match that night.
     
  11. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    No wonder, DC United can't score in a brothel with a fist full of cash...

    ;)

    Man, Baltimore has dried up that much... :rolleyes:
     
  12. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    These Scots must be Rangers fans, right?
     
  13. MeridianFC

    MeridianFC Member

    Jul 26, 1999
    Washington, DC USA
    Nope, Hibs, Dundee Utd, St. Johnstone, and er...........Inverness Caledonian Thistle.
     
  14. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    **** Thistle! ;)
     
  15. MeridianFC

    MeridianFC Member

    Jul 26, 1999
    Washington, DC USA
    Given the blue on yer nose and ICT's recent expolits against the Hoops I thought you'd be a big Caley Thistle booster.

    BTW I'm going to "Glory of Gothenburg" party tomorow. Real pies, scots ale, mustaches, sheep jokes and all.

    We now return you to our regularly scheduled subject.
     
  16. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    I'll try to look harder!

    Actually, I was in Manhattan for a meeting on Wednesday and I took the train, so maybe it will be a blowout for United after all!
     
  17. GDopplerXT

    GDopplerXT Member

    Jun 12, 2001
    DC Area
    Re: Re: Re: Luck change suggestion - It's Friday what the hell

    Indeed I would.

    By the way, this is a very strange thread. Keep it coming folks.
     
  18. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Can't believe no one's mentioned Heather Mitts yet.

    And you call yourself soccer fans...
     
  19. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    As in, Heather's mitts?
     
  20. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Re: Re: Luck change suggestion - It's Friday what the hell

    Hopefully not DeezNut's cousin. (From a previous thread)
     
  21. carolinab

    carolinab Member+

    Aug 21, 2000
    D.C.
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Bermuda
    Big money, no Whammys!

    Go DC!
     
  22. jmsdoc

    jmsdoc Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    The Valley
    Re: Re: Luck change suggestion - It's Friday what the hell

    "It's a fool that looks for reason tn the chambers of the human heart"

    --Ulysses Everett McGill


    John
     
  23. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA
    Time for an eye check! ;)
     
  24. Th4119

    Th4119 Member+

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    There should be no smiley there, kill him.
     

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