Luciano on Univision Today, 3/11/07

Any chance we can convince Lucio to pull a motorboat on that hot co-host chick?

 

What??? And have him risk catching a sexual assault charge, and get deported? I'd rather get him the finest DC hooker at my expense.

 

I think I will try...

The delantero Brazilian Luciano Emilio of DC United will be specially invited this Sunday March 11 to the popular program Republica Deportivo which transmits itself from 11AM to 1PM for the cadena Univision.


Italicized are the words I don't know off the top of my head, but if memory serves, a delantero is a type of farm implement and a cadena is an escalator.

Edit: I love the reflexives that Spanish uses. The show "transmits itself", like a glass of milk will spill itself. No fault language.

 

delantero=forward

 

are you sure?

I thought it was lantern, de lantero. the lantern because spanish occassionally drop the last consonant and add a vowel cause it sounds better.

In the context, "delantero Brazilian Luciano Emilio of DC United", it refers to Emilio being the light of the DCU offense. It's a metaphor.





Oh, I don't do TV translations there's just too many people that don't listen very well and I wind up arguing on translations. Whereas with written words, it's abundantly obvious on the accuracy of my translation...

 

Republica looks to be running from noon-2pm today, as a lead in to the FMF game at 2, as this early DST change is a US thing.

anyway, Luciano is set to be on in the next segment (shortly after 1PM eastern).

 

so far he's only commented on how nice it was to be welcomed to the show and accompanied off the elevator by las mujeres "muy bonitas" de la Republica.

 

from what i could understand of it, it was a nice interview, talking about his time in Honduras, his reasons for coming to MLS/DC, how it is playing with the other South Americans on United, and what he expects from the Chivas series. he was gracious with his answers, stating that he didn't want to celebrate too much his goal for DC at Olimpia, and that Chivas is a full team that United has to be prepared for, but he mentioned Bravo and "Bobo" Bautista by name as players to look out for on Chivas.

at the end of the segment they asked him to dance as he would in carnival in Brazil. then he did some slight dancing with the scantily clad women of la Republic. it was very distracting and i almost forgot to post here.


Sueno MLS, the Chivas USA segment is on now.

 

That tall chick in the middle of the three bonitas ought to be arrested for how god damned beautiful she is.

Can you legally wear skirts that short on television?

 

Luciano just presented a "#11" United jersey to Fernando Fiore.

 

Was the host trying to sell Luciano those 2 shirts? One had a Pepsi logo (montaga? and the other was white).

 

Oh, my.

 

NOW filling in for Mike Martin is JSF for the negative POV:

• I don't like panty hoes (hose?) much better with little socks.
• She has an odd birthmark above the bandage (er. skirt)

 

Legalize it.

 

that's a tattoo....

wow, wow, wow

 

i missed emilo, watching the game now.

damn those three ladies are fine. loved the skirts

I need to moved to Miami

 

I love that show

 

the good thing about Univision signing back on with MLS/SUM, is that more fans will have more of a reason to witness the charms of Republica Deportiva, if they are interested. and why wouldn't they be?.

 

Ah Spanish television. Getting around TV ratings for years.

Also, se transmite would translate to is transmitted, not transmits itself

 

Seeing Fernado Fiore made me remember when he was at the RFK running away after somebody recognized him and a small crowd started chasing him.

 

I watched this earlier today. The main thing, to me, was that hosts Rosana and Felix were really putting him on the spot about playing for the Honduran Nat team, saying he should represent them in the Gold Cup (which Univision and it's sister stations will televise). Apparently they thought it was a near certainty that Luciano Emilio would soon be wearing a Honduran jersey.

LE was tactful and said that it would be an honor to be asked to play but said he hadn't even started the process towards becoming a Honduran citizen (although he has a Honduran born daughter and apparently meets the residency requirements). My hopeful interpretation is that LE was just being polite and not trying to snub any Honduran fans. He said the Honduran press has speculated and suggested he should play for Honduras.

I really have nothing against him representing a national team except for it making him miss DC games. And Honduras already has David Suazo anyway.

 

This could only be one man.....



A Bolivian One. I know who you are...