Pre-match: Los Angeles Galaxy - San Jose Earthquakes (Saturday, 10/24) pregame thread

I am mounting the chariot in 30 minutes to run down Del Amo Blvd to pitch called the home depot and watch the Qs crush the AEG puppets.

I guarantee that I will not get lost geographically as the only thing that has changed between my old home and the 10 miles to the THD since the last time I was there has been; 126 gang members have met their final judgement, 1,500+ high schools girls gave birth to the next generation of californians, another major employer (Nissan) moved their US corp HQ to the south (Tennesse), a felon (Richardson) got elected to represent the area in congress (special election), AEG has a chance to finish on top; can things get worse around here?

Yep, Crush em Quakes!

 

Please destroy AEG's chance. Them having a chance is the worst thing I've heard today.

 

Why isn't he playing?

 

The ref is shit, but what's new?

I can't stand listening to Shrader and Dyak. They're in love with el-lay and they're missing half the plays. Dolts!