It is my real name and are you suggesting that Doddie would talk more sense if he jumped on the meths?
Why is Westminster so obsessed with Scotland if we're such a terrible people? I don't know which I dislike more: Scots who cling to the Union as if it's doing any good for us, or smug Little Englanders who look down their noses at us and berate us for being slightly unlike them. ********ing cretin.