As you've doubtless all heard, United are trying to secure the services of young Bellion from Sunderland and are now trying to sweeten the deal by offering Luke Chadwick in part-exchange. All very well and good, a fine piece of business for all concerned, good luck to 'em. But think on't - Chadwick on the right side of Sunderland's midfield, with his full-back behind him .... Stephen Wright. Oioioioioi! Lock up your daughters indeed ....
You'd be surprised but these guy's are god's on the streets of Sunderland, better than the usual shite they get there. But realy getting a girl will be easy for these guy's. Slip one of sunderland's charver girls a bottle of Lambrella or White Ace cider and the girl is your's until the next guy comes and offers her ends on his ciggie. I can see Chadwick and Wright fitting in very well with the pennywell breakouts.
It's Lee Bowyer! . . . . . He beats one man... . . . . . He beats another!..... . . . . . . And now the Police are moving in to break up the fight