Lo Sientoohh Emir! Not Enough Euros & Tchouameni Titles Tchou Pass Madrid Train! Bienvenu Aurelien!

YOUNGSTARS87 isn't the problem. That's like blaming a child for eating too much candy. It's the damn moderators who need to take some responsibility. This thread was created before it was even official and it wasn't deleted, just locked until it was made official. That wouldn't happen for anyone else.

We managed to get that dumb Valverde title about Kroos and Modric having children with each other changed, maybe we can do the same with this shit one.

 

I don't know if you're too thick to understand a simple metaphor, or just a bigot whos disgusted by the idea of two men having children. Either way, to answer your question, that thread got its name changed because it was me who made it. It makes for a very easy decision. Regardless of the fact that Valverde's current thread title is probably even dumber than this one.

 

You're not that smart to come up with a metaphor that's going to perplex anybody. Don't flatter yourself or that dumb thread title. Also, I'm not a bigot. Try harder.

 

Exactly, it was a very simple figure of speech, not even anything clever. So why all the fuss then? Why did it bother you so much? Why the entire operation to change it, instead of you know "lighten up"? Just curious.

 

Because it was a shit title thread, just like this one. You going to point out some bigotry because I don't like this thread title too?

 

Lol yea

I just wanted to give my boy YS some much deserved shit for his shit title making ability

didn’t think it would turn into a thing lol

 

Lol, I personally enjoyed it

 

I almost want us to sign a bunch of players, even ones we don’t need, to see how far and just how shamelessly and despicably low in the depth of shittiness @YOUNGSTARS87 is willing and able to go with titles.

 

It's always the same process. First time you read it, your reaction is "oh no, not again." Then comes the "this is fking stupid" reaction. Next is the "whatever, I don't fking care". Then you get pissed off "I mean HOW do they allow these thread titles, COME ON!!!" Then you start crying "He can't keep getting away with it (insert Jese Pinkman)". And then you just disassociate and allow yourself to love the fact many other people will have to go through the same emotions as you - in reaction to the thread title. And for that miserable little sadist, crouching in some dark part of your soul, that's enough - knowing someone else will suffer too. And it draws a smile on your face.

 

Is it like the 7 steps of grief or the 12 steps of rehabilitation from addiction??

 

Someone suggested something along the lines of - Tchouameni Titles Do you Want? I thought that was corny, smart and funny at the same time. Change the title thread!

And yes, I have nothing better to rant about. It's international break...

 

I don't mind this thread title. Isco and Tcho passed on oil money in their prime so thread titles just facts.

 

🎙️| Tchouaméni: “When I found out Real Madrid were interested in me, I told my agent to do EVERYTHING to find an agreement between Monaco & Real Madrid.” @telefoot_TF1 pic.twitter.com/h7eEdVwIgl

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) October 2, 2022

Tchouaméni: “I didn't hesitate with PSG. It's also a big European club, but I had no doubts: I only wanted Real Madrid”, tells Telefoot. ⚪️ #RealMadrid

“€80m fee? I was not the one who was in the office to give the figures. You arrive in Madrid and you have to perform, stop”. pic.twitter.com/wGII4LQcFe

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) October 2, 2022

 

Oh FFS don’t tell me Hazard is contagious.

 

Injury prone??

 

They are all saving themselves for the WC. One of the perks of having it in the middle of the season

 

Pretty much yes. Most of the players (not only from RM) saving themselves even if they are OK to play.