Liza Minnelli forces bodyguard to have sex

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Danks81, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. Danks81

    Danks81 Member

    May 18, 2003
    Philadelphia
  2. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    I think that qualifies as a terrorist act, doesn't it?
     
  3. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Crime against nature.
     
  4. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
    Northern Virginia
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    From article... "Minnelli's estranged husband, David Gest, is also suing her for $10 million claiming the singer beat him during drunken rages..."

    She must be quite a woman (?)!
     
  5. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
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  6. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
    Davis, CA
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    I've got George-from-Sienfeld shriviledge going on right now.
     
  7. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
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    I bet Cameron Diaz doesn't force her bodyguards to have sex with her.
     
  8. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
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    I wonder if they can work this into the plot of Arrested Development
     
  9. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
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    WTF?

    Since when did Liza Minnelli start channelling Bruce Lee? I mean, I could believe that Michelle Yeoh or Brigitte Nielsen could kick a guy's ass, but... Liza Minnelli? Liza Minnelli???
     
  10. Crimen y Castigo

    May 18, 2004
    OakTown
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    Los Angeles
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    I think Li'l Liza packs a mean punch . . .

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    (Jack Black as Liza Minnelli; Will Ferrell as David Gest)
     
  11. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    Her and Gest have a reality show in the works. It's called "Black Eye for the Queer Guy"
     
  12. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    If I never see either of those two in stockings again, it'll be too soon.
     
  13. DoyleG

    DoyleG Moderator
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    Jan 11, 2002
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    The bodyguards would want to be handcuffed to the bed first.
     
  14. Benito

    Benito Red Card

    Aug 25, 2004
    Met her once in the 1980's through a one time friend of mine the actor Joe Pesce. We went out together to a movie premier last movie made by Raul Julia before he died the movie after party was on the boat peking in the harbor.

    Took a limo to get there. She actually grabbed Pesces dick right in the cab. She is a freak alright. However, she started to sing also right in the cab. Man she sounded good that is what I remember the most how she sounded singing in the taxi.

    Just a point of interest met an old time actress there that night. Gloria Swanson she died the next day.
     
  15. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
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    England
    I'm probably showing my age here but I used to quite fancy her.

    Well, OK - I AM showing my age.
     
  16. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
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    The real crime here is that Liza Minnelli has enough money to be sued for $100 million.
     
  17. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
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    How could Liza be so ugly with a mother like this?

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    Answer: With a father like this!

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  18. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Probably has to do with having a few too many of these:
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    She did Cabaret, though, so she wasn't a total waste.
     
  19. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    That's easy. It's gotta be Dad.
     
  20. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Is that from SNL?
     
  21. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    :D :D......Got me..!
     
  22. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
    Northern Virginia
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    Seems these "celebrities" have a tough time getting it! You would think with that much money getting it wouldn't be such a problem, but it seems it is!
     
  23. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    I wouldn't **** Liza Minnelli with Liza Minnelli's dick.
     
  24. Crimen y Castigo

    May 18, 2004
    OakTown
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    Los Angeles
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    United States
    No, it was just some photo shoot. Rolling Stone maybe? Don't really know.
     
  25. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    Is that Belushi in a Raider helmet?
     

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