Liza Minnelli forces bodyguard to have sex

I think that qualifies as a terrorist act, doesn't it?

 

Crime against nature.

 

From article... "Minnelli's estranged husband, David Gest, is also suing her for $10 million claiming the singer beat him during drunken rages..."

She must be quite a woman (?)!

 

Only $100 million? I'd be asking for the death penalty.

 

I've got George-from-Sienfeld shriviledge going on right now.

 

I wonder if they can work this into the plot of Arrested Development

 

WTF?

Since when did Liza Minnelli start channelling Bruce Lee? I mean, I could believe that Michelle Yeoh or Brigitte Nielsen could kick a guy's ass, but... Liza Minnelli? Liza Minnelli???

 

I think Li'l Liza packs a mean punch . . .




(Jack Black as Liza Minnelli; Will Ferrell as David Gest)

 

Her and Gest have a reality show in the works. It's called "Black Eye for the Queer Guy"

 

If I never see either of those two in stockings again, it'll be too soon.

 

The bodyguards would want to be handcuffed to the bed first.

 

Met her once in the 1980's through a one time friend of mine the actor Joe Pesce. We went out together to a movie premier last movie made by Raul Julia before he died the movie after party was on the boat peking in the harbor.

Took a limo to get there. She actually grabbed Pesces dick right in the cab. She is a freak alright. However, she started to sing also right in the cab. Man she sounded good that is what I remember the most how she sounded singing in the taxi.

Just a point of interest met an old time actress there that night. Gloria Swanson she died the next day.

 

I'm probably showing my age here but I used to quite fancy her.

Well, OK - I AM showing my age.

 

The real crime here is that Liza Minnelli has enough money to be sued for $100 million.

 

How could Liza be so ugly with a mother like this?





Answer: With a father like this!

 

Probably has to do with having a few too many of these:


She did Cabaret, though, so she wasn't a total waste.

 

That's easy. It's gotta be Dad.

 

Is that from SNL?

 

......Got me..!

 

Seems these "celebrities" have a tough time getting it! You would think with that much money getting it wouldn't be such a problem, but it seems it is!

 

I wouldn't **** Liza Minnelli with Liza Minnelli's dick.

 

No, it was just some photo shoot. Rolling Stone maybe? Don't really know.

 

Is that Belushi in a Raider helmet?