Lil' Kim Off To the Hoosegow For 1 Year & 1 Day

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by TheSlipperyOne, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The question is what kind of Federal Prison is it, a country club or a pound you in the ass. By the way what is the female equivelant of a pound you in the ass prison?
     
  2. talina_baby

    talina_baby New Member

    Nov 20, 2003
    phoenix, az
    She's lookin like Michael Jackson now, eek.
     
  3. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I think it would be pound you in the ass and/or vagina using a broom handle prison.
     
  4. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    One of her "supporters" wore a shirt that said "Real Men Don't Snitch."

    Lovely.
     
  5. DJAnimosity

    DJAnimosity Member

    Aug 15, 2001
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do they have conjugal visits there?
     
  6. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in a long time, :( I will volunteer for this. :p
     
  7. Real Ray

    Real Ray Member

    May 1, 2000
    Cincinnati, OH
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think there's a, "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" skit somewhere in this story...
     
  8. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Repped
     
  9. jayro75

    jayro75 Member

    Sep 8, 2004

    Isn't that the NYPD Precinct???????

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    BTW I for one would pound Lil Kim in the Ass.... With like 20 condoms on....
     
  10. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    My favorite quote about womens' prison (from an inmate) :

    "oh, they not gay when they come in, and they not be gay when they leave.... but they gay for the stay."
     
  11. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Brilliant career move for the Kimster. How to manufacture your own rap bona fides.
     
  12. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    AND get a year off!
     

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