Let's punish the Red states

Of course, for everyone knows it's a commie sport.

 

I already did, I'm going to Great Adventure in New Jersey

I was supposed to go to Las Vegas on business, but I can go to Atlantic City three weeks later

great point

 

Luckily, there's enough people like me--conservatives who are politically aligned with the red states but whose home is a blue state (well, in my case a blue area in a purple state) and who don't want to be forced to leave their home, and more importantly love their country and don't want to see it broken up--and enough people like superdave--liberals who are politically aligned with the blue states but whose home is a red state and don't want to be forced to leave their home, and more importantly love their country and don't want to see it broken up--that your idiotic idea will never come to fruition.

 

We'll reciprocate by punishing the Blue counties. You'll be stuck in your cramped apartments in smelly, urine infested cities.

 

Oh come on, you could work it out. We could set up some kind of permanant "Trading Spaces" thing.

 

Fvck it. We get Hawaii. No complaining here.

 

The Al Qaeda comment was a joke, vbd. I certainly never thought of the Democratic party as "pro-terrorist".

I was offended, however, by your use of the term "redneck". That's just not nice!

 

Interesting that you put up this map which shows a lot of "blue counties" which don't have "smelly, urine infested cities."

If there's one county I wouldn't mind being stuck in, it's Humboldt County, California. Fresh air, beautiful coastline, redwood trees and of course that world famous "Humboldt Gold."

 

This guy is sooo right. Im sickened by the Pro-Bush media coverage from all of the major newspapers and major news networks. The Right-Wing Conservative media is definately responsible for Bush's election. That damn Dan Rather faking those documnets to make Bush look better. I swear, those conservatives are so smart.

Now that I think about it, in that tape Osama kind of looked like Karl Rove in a turban and beard. DAMN THEM!!!!

 

As I previously posted in FFA

I say we just ask for a refund on the Louisiana Purchase.



We can throw in Texas and the south as a re-stocking fee.

Let the red states chew on them Freedom Fries...

 

Re: As I previously posted in FFA

I hope you can maufactor food in your big cites since most of the farming in the U.S. takes place in the south and in the Mid-West.

 

Re: As I previously posted in FFA

You can't throw in Texas. We joined the Union as an independent Republic, not as part of any "purchase" or "land grab".

Tell you what, just cut us loose and let us be who we are.

Fair enough?

 

Re: As I previously posted in FFA

Well, since our population will be significantly smaller, and since WA, OR, and CA are 3 of the top 15 wheat-producing states, and WA and OR are in the top 5 in potato production, and CA has a massive agriculture industry, I think we'll be OK.

There's also a thing call "importing." Websters can help you with that one.

 

Re: As I previously posted in FFA

Ditto.

 

Not to mention all the bandidos protecting that Humboldt Gold. Not exactly the best place for a family picnic, to say the least. Thanks, War on Drugs!

 

You know what, let's do split by counties.

That means we get the Grand Canyon. The decent parts of New Mexico.

Oh, yeah...and the Pentagon.

That's right, you red-state dopes. Paint the Pentagon blue. The biggest military county in the history of the world went for John Kerry.

Why do you suppose that would be?

Now, since we get the Pentagon, that pretty much means that Jesusland gets to be a nice little agricultural exporter. Yeah, we know you've got nukes and such, but since we've got the codes, have fun aiming them.

We've got the economic, cultural, political and entertainment capitals. You've got Real Salt Lake, FC Dallas, and all the burning crosses you can eat.

On the bright side, even though we have Las Vegas, you have a whole ton of Indian casinos, so you're developing Third World economy will pretty much be the property of the Agua Caliente tribe and the WTO by, oh, June.

 

If you've ever been to the municipal redwood grove in Arcata, California, you'd know that it's a great place to have a family picnic. Picnic tables, grills, a large grassy area if you want to kick a soccer ball around, and trails lined with some of the most massive trees Mother Nature has ever made.

Just ignore those nice fellows in the parking lot with the hoodies, skateboards, loud music from their cars and a certain fragrant smell, and you'll have a great time.

 

Exactamundo, Argentino.

Not to cause Thread Drift, but the anti-gay marriage amendment won in every county in Utah, except one: Summit County, location of the People's Republic of Park City and several ski areas.

And you can go to your MLS team's road games to RSL with a clear conscience. The very liberal areas near Rice Eccles stadium have a Democratic congressman and they also voted no on the gay marriage ban.

Just look for the Volvos with faded "Kerry/Edwards" and "Live Simply So That Others May Simply Live" and you'll know that you are in the right neighborhood.

 

Actually you are telling him to visit Japan and France...

 

Ummm, I hate to burst your bubble, but the vast majority of the people who work at the Pentagon don't live in D.C.

And, as for our economy, what are you guys going to do once you have to start importing, say, 99% of your oil? We can't sell you any because we won't have enough.

Looks like the "Blue Meanies" will have to do a little kow-towing to the Middle East to make sure they've got gas to get to work.

Oh, but wait: you're against the politics of oil! Enjoy the solar powered cars that go 10 MPH and can't be used on overcast days, chump.

 

Look at a vote total by county in Northern Virginia, DC, and suburban MD. You'll find that the areas around the pentagon are quite blue

 

Do they live in Arlington County? Because my bubble's pretty solid if they do.

EDIT - yeah, Johnny Cash got it, too. But now, Jesuslanders need a passport to visit Arlington National Cemetery. Doesn't seem fair, after all the hard work they're doing to overflow it.