Let's not forget the Belgians!

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by -cman-, Feb 12, 2003.

  1. -cman-

    -cman- New Member

    Apr 2, 2001
    Clinton, Iowa
    Among noteable NATO refusinks are Belgium. In honor of our allies I present the following classic Monty Python for our mutual amusement.

    Host: Well now, the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians. Well, the response was enormous and we took quite a long time sorting out the winners. There were some very clever entries.

    Mrs. Hatred of Leicester Said 'let's not call them anything, let's iust ignore them'

    Applause starts vigorous!y, but he holds his hands up for silence.

    And a Mr. St John of Hurtfingdou said he couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians.

    Cheers and appluse; a girl in showgirl costume comes on and holds up placards through next bit.

    But in the end we settled on three choices: number three, The Sprouts.

    Placard: 'The Sprouts'

    Host: Sent in by Mrs. Vicious of Hastings... very nice. Number two, The Phlegms...

    placard

    from Mrs Childmolester of Worthing.

    But the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs. No-Supper-For-You, from Norwood in Lancashire, ... Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards!

    placard; roar of applause

    Very good. Thank you, Carol.

    Carol exits
     
  2. Bluecat82

    Bluecat82 Member+

    Feb 24, 1999
    Minneapolis, MN
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    Does this mean we have to start boycotting waffles?
     
  3. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    And French fries too, I guess. They were invented in Belgium, not France.
     
  4. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Yea, but the potato is 100% Peruvian, so add them to the list.

    Heck, in Peru, they eat those fries with mayo, too!

    International conspiracy?

    Oh, I just saw the latest slogan....Axis of Ego.
     
  5. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

    CanPL
    Canada
    Jan 11, 2002
    YEG-->YYJ-->YWG-->YYB
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    FC Edmonton
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    We already knew that Belgains run away from things. Go back to Rwanda.
     
  6. schuer

    schuer New Member

    Nov 26, 2001
    I'm quite proud of my country :D

    Peace man :)
     
  7. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    Sterk bezig, gastjes...
     
  8. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    Belgieuuuuuh
     
  9. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    kom op antwoorden frietekes...
     
  10. schuer

    schuer New Member

    Nov 26, 2001
    wat is het kaaskoppen? ;)
     
  11. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    ha gek broertje waarvan de ene helft de ene kant en de ander de andere kant op loopt

    lekker geen smilie
     
  12. schuer

    schuer New Member

    Nov 26, 2001
  13. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    Verenigen,zeker wel ook Luxemburg erbij.En gewoon Nederlands spreken we zullen die Waaltjes leren.Lijkt u ook wel wat.
     
  14. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    Tvoelt wel lekker op Bigsoccer te schijten gezet worden.
     
  15. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    Ja,gewoon ABN lullen,tis Bigfootball trouwens,probeer maar.
     
  16. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    opzouten mike helmetball idiot
     
  17. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    You do realize there is a difference between fascists and communists, don't you?
     
  18. schuer

    schuer New Member

    Nov 26, 2001
    Ja ik voel mij ineens erg belangrijk :D
     
  19. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    He´s so good Bg,always sharp and direct replies.

    Mike??
     
  20. schuer

    schuer New Member

    Nov 26, 2001
    So why the comparisson? Here are 3 countries that stand for peace (in the case of France you can ask questions about that). They uise their right to veto in Nato and all of a sudden thy are fascists.
     
  21. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    5 minutes to think that out,good boy.
     
  22. Scorpio

    Scorpio Red Card

    Aug 10, 2000
    c´mon Mikey try harder,your the man no really your the man.
     
  23. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    I kind of like the expression 'Axis of Weasels'. Seems to fit like a glove, well at least with me...
     
  24. schuer

    schuer New Member

    Nov 26, 2001
    Axis of independent minds would be nice to :)
     

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