Let's Help Mike Segroves

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Bill Archer, Feb 19, 2003.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Since Brian McBride has made a complete jackass of the guy over and over and over and over and...well, anyway, since Segroves looks like a complete fool, an idiot, a know-nothing, a moron, a....well let's just move on.

    Mike clearly won't take much more humiliation before he's found hugging a bottle of MD 20/20 in an alley somewhere with a three day growth of beard and the pimp for some 11 year old Thai hooker trying to remove his kidneys with a rusty Miller Lite can.

    Can we simply stand aside and let this happen? Can we turn our backs on this human tragedy? Can we just shrug our collective shoulders and order lunch?

    Well OK, we probably can.

    But let's not. Let's show who the bigger man is.

    Let's help him find another player to vent his spleen on. Somebody who, a month from now, after Mike has assured us all he can't play a lick, won't turn up leading Serie A in scoring.

    Somebody who won't continue this pitiable, embarassing, sad public humiliation Mike continues to rail against.

    Could it be Dipsy? Diego? McKinley? Who can say?

    But please - help the guy before it's too late. Do you want his complete breakdown on your conscience? Do you? No, I mean really? Now quit fooling around, this is ....oh nevermind.
     
  2. Nico Limmat

    Nico Limmat Member+

    Oct 24, 1999
    Dubai, UAE
    Club:
    Grasshopper Club Zürich
    Nat'l Team:
    Switzerland
  3. BerwynBlazers

    BerwynBlazers Member

    Jul 23, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    the whole crew team
     
  4. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Little Jeff Cunningham.
     
  5. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  6. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The clean the toilets at Crew hq, for all I know...
     
  7. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    Anything, to feed your already over inflated ego, Mr. Segroves.

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  8. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    I don't think so, I think it was straight-up for a Smoothie seller.
     
  9. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    LMAO :D

    Another opportunity for you to be proven wrong.

    This will be fun to watch :)

    They will either shut this down, or send it to the 5th cocentric level of Hell, i.e. MLS Rivalries.

    Just give them some time. They have lives, ya know.
     
  10. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    Charlotte, NC
    Maybe I'm missing something...but is there a history between Mike/Andy/Bill/Columbus that I'm not aware of? :D

    carry on boys...
     
  11. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The 2002 US Open Cup Champions?

    Nah, too easy.

    Graziani.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why no. Why do you ask?

    Anyway, I think Jeffo is perfect.

    But Ante has a lot to offer too, not the least of which is the fact that he's uglier than 30 miles of bad road and dumber than a box of hammers.

    Then again, maybe Twellman is due for a meltdown. Think what fun THAT would be.
     
  13. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    QUICK FAQ

    Mike Segroves has had issues with Brian McBride since birth, and has continually ripped him for every little thing. Basically, Mike is blind and senile, when it comes to Brian McBride.

    Bill and I, being enlightened individuals, know and appreciate McBride for the talent that he is, and have been there to continually remind Mike that he's completely wrong about BMB.

    I think that covers it :D
     
  14. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    It all goes back to Mike's fondness for Mr. McBride.
     
  15. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Bill, stop with the jokes!
     
  16. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    Mike,

    I figured it would only be a matter of time before you went with GaySmack™.

    Oh well. :rolleyes:

    Try again, please.
     
  17. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    Clint Mathis seems tailor-made for the role. Not to mention that his recent decline coinciding with McBride's Everton ascension is too perfect to pass up.

    Flame away on Clintinho, Mike. You've got a second chance.
     
  18. Motown_Mike

    Motown_Mike New Member

    Jan 23, 2003
    Belleville, MI
    In defense of Mr. Segroves, I'll bet if/when BMB comes back, he'll be his usual unproductive self in C-Bus.
     
  19. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    Well, as it has been pointed out before, only Bruce Arena (USMNT) and Moyes (Everton FC) really know how to use McBride ;)
     
  20. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Just two of many coaches who would know how to use him....but it seems the Columbus ones aren't among them.
     
  21. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, Mathis is El Jefe's object of passion. Negotiations would be involved...
     
  22. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    And it wouldn't be fair. Between Dustin and Mike, their combined might would completely destroy Mathis.

    And, no Mike, that was NOT a compliment.
     
  23. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think Fire does need help.

    Didn't a 13 year old score on them? Not once, but TWICE?

    The Chicago Fire dropped a 1-0 decision to the Golden Eagles of the University of Central Florida in a preseason friendly last Saturday. The loss marked the Fire’s second in the preseason, dropping its record to 0-2-0. Prior to returning to Chicago for a four-day rest, the Fire will play in two more exhibition games this week at the IMG Academy, facing the U.S. Under-17 National Team, led by 13-year-old sensation Freddy Adu, on Wednesday, February 19 at 2:00 p.m. CT, and the MetroStars, led by former Fire boss Bob Bradley, on Saturday, February 22 at 9:00 a.m. CT.

    From fire website:
    This week's numbers are nine and ten, which seem to be where most people outside of Chicago, and some within, think the Fire will end up in the 2003 MLS standings, writes Web columnist Chris Costello today.


    Chicago Fire dropped a 2-1 decision to the U.S. Under-17 National Team in the team’s first preseason action today at the IMG Academy in Bradenton, Florida. The Fire’s 2003 second-round draft pick (18th overall) Damani Ralph opened the scoring in the 22nd minute on a header from a nice cross delivered by Fire midfielder Justin Mapp, who had dribbled through two defenders. Fire defender Kelly Gray also assisted on the goal. Five minutes later, U-17 sensation Freddy Adu put away a pass from Corey Ashe who made a nice run on the right side to set up the equalizer. Adu scored the game-winner in the 69th minute, converting his goal from the spot to give the U-17’s the victory.
     
  24. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If he doesn't play in Columbus. He doesn't have a great record in Columbus when it comes to injuries...
     
  25. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    That will give Segroves something to try to spin doctor ;)
     

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