I think we should all get together, and design the perfect gun. I'll start us off. The perfect gun would have a functioning vagina. Because the gun lovers are like when you have a buddy who has his first serious (and by "serious" I mean, "have sex every night") girlfriend. But she's a total b****. You can try and try and try to tell him about how she's selfish, and turning him into a lousy friend (because dealing with her is absorbing all of his emotional resources), but it doesn't do any good. Because he's been captured by the poontang. These guys don't want to hear any arguments, pro or con, about getting a ballistic fingerprint. They love their gun, and their love absorbs all of their rational thought processes. So, that's why I think the perfect gun would have a functioning vagina.