Let's all welcome the Cleveland Steamers!

Discussion in 'Cleveland' started by ElJefe, Nov 21, 2003.

  1. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Congratulations to all the Cleveland fans!!! Gonna be some cool derbies with Columbus and Rochester!!!
     
  3. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rochester: 222 miles, 4 hours up I-90
    Columbus: 139 miles, 2.5 hours down I-71
     
  4. VioletCrown

    VioletCrown Member+

    FC Dallas
    United States
    Aug 30, 2000
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn't Chicago nearly that close (depending on where they build the Firehouse)?
     
  5. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Nice!

    Cleveland Steamers indeed.


    I wonder how long it will take them to move to Baltimore?

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    I'm jus' keeding!

    :D

    Congrats to Cleveland.
     
  6. Bethany

    Bethany New Member

    Sep 3, 2002
    More like 6-7 hours.
     
  7. Joe Stoker

    Joe Stoker Member

    Mar 10, 2003
    Stokerland
    Steamers, Stokers, whatever! Does seem too good to be true. Gotta start stocking up on poster paints (extra gallons of orange? brown?), conjuring up fight songs, reorganizing the Stoker Blokes fan club (wonder if anyone else is still breathin'?). Enjoy the moment. Wish as well for the Rhinos, OKC, and anyone else who jumps on board this weekend.
     
  8. NICDT Coach

    NICDT Coach Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Cd'A, Idaho
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does it go without saying that Orange will be the signature color? I think Holand knock off kits are in order.
     
  9. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    boca
    They can't call them the Force?
     
  10. Wile Coyote

    Wile Coyote Red Card

    Sep 21, 2000
    Punta del Este, Uru.
    Club:
    Club Nacional de Football
    Steamers huh... How stupid is that name........
    I hope they can come up with some thing better...
    I've never been to cleveland so i cant really say whats a good name or not but I'm sure there is some thing more that cleveland is known for other than STEAM!!!!
     
  11. houstonmls

    houstonmls Member

    Aug 11, 1999
    Dallas
    i'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
     
  12. jamison

    jamison Member

    Sep 25, 2000
    NYC
    Woh.

    Congratulations, though the name needs help. Steamers? Is that a lock? How about the Cleveland Torsos? (for those of you with lives, read here or here). Being called the Steamers really invites the "steaming pile of crap" references. Couldn't they be the Cleveland Motherphuckers or something cooler? I guess I'm just waiting until the Detroit Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgeralds get started.

    I think the Holland knock off kits are a good idea. Too many teams have either blue (NE, SJ, KC) or some black/white/red combo (Metro, DC, Burn). Cleveland's Browns are known for the Orange and Brown, why not go for the Orange, with a bit of brown trim?

    The Portland Timbers (who I think will be promoted eventually) has the offical Celtic copyright infringement jerseys, certainly Holland wouldn't mind all that much.

    Columbus, much as I don't like them, have a distinctive look with the Yellow/Black. If Cleveland could pull off something as equally distinctive it would be good.

    I vote for all orange. Though, on review, I think having Cleveland in all orange play Columbus in all yellow would be hard to watch. That has all the earmarks of an eyesore.
     
  13. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cleveland Rusty Trombones?

    Cleveland Donkey Punches?
     
  14. MLS3

    MLS3 Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    Pac NW
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    thats funny some people don't get the joke and think thats actually a name being considered...

    Cobras, Knights, Bulldogs, should be one of those 3...
     
  15. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Brewed in Cleveland, actually.
     
  16. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York

    Oh good Christ, could you imagine the Ohio derbies?


    Yellow and Orange?


    *vomit*
     
  17. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
  18. dearprudence

    dearprudence Member

    Nov 1, 2000
    Chi-town
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Biting my tongue, biting my tongue...
     
  19. Calexico77

    Calexico77 Member

    Sep 19, 2003
    Mid-City LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Let's all welcome the Cleveland Steamers!"

    Oy, that's gonna be hard to get rid of. Shouldn't we at least explain what a Cleveland Steamer is to the uninitiated? (Maybe provide a link?)

    I mean, any time they kill a team at home, they would have given them "the old cleveland steamer!"

    Ugh. They better get a good nickname, or else its "Steamers" all the way!

    P.S. Although the "Dawgs" are all NFL, I don't see why this would be a bad pick. . . I mean "Force"? God, that's awful.

    FORCE vs. CREW. . . ugh.
     
  20. myshap

    myshap Member

    Jun 19, 2002
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    342.9 miles 5 hours 32 mins

    366.3 miles 6 hours 39 mins to Columbus. So it actually takes longer for them to get to Columbus and they usually bring about 50-100 people there.
     
  21. eric

    eric Member

    Apr 15, 1999
    cleveland, oh, usa
    Club:
    Sunderland AFC
    even though the powers that be in cleveland would never allow it the best name would be...
    burning river football club.
     
  22. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    If they name the team "The Cleveland Steamers", I feel that it would be a bunch of shite.

    ;)

    Maybe instead of Chivas USA, they should name Vergara's team "The Dirty Sanchez"











    ...come on people, Cleveland Steamer?
     
  23. Fireball_Dan

    Fireball_Dan New Member

    Jul 10, 2001
    Palos Park, IL
    Chicago is about 300 miles and six hourse away. I should now since I went there in July to see Celtic-Boca Juniors.
     
  24. jamison

    jamison Member

    Sep 25, 2000
    NYC
    I was talking about the ship, not the beer, but I get ya. The ship left out of (IIRC), Sault Ste. Marie in Northern Michigan, so Detroit would likely be the only team to geographically be able to lay claim to the name. Though, we all know that Detriot will be called the Action Jacksons when they join. Or the Detroit Slim Shady's.

    I really, really hope "Steamers" isn't the name. ("Aggh, someone left a Cleveland Steamer in the bathroom"). I'm not too fond of Knights (no knights or royalty in Cleveland, is there), Cobras (again, are these snakes prevalent in the Arid Ohio Desertland from which Cleveland springs?), or bulldogs (a name without anything too relevant about it).

    I think names are important, especially since I root for the Metrostars which is a meaningless name anyway. What the hell is a metrostar? In NYC, there are so many lights you can't see the stars. In Jersey, it's suburban enough not to be Metropolitan. So, you end up with a name that both offends and pleases no one.

    Cleveland fact:

    1901- Cleveland resident Leon Czolgosz assassinates President William McKinley.

    So the Cleveland Czolgoszs is a possibility. If only someone could pronounce it.
     
  25. Crewmudgeon

    Crewmudgeon Member+

    Sep 3, 1999
    Crewdom
    How 'bout the Cleveland Mistakes on the Lake!
     

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