Let's all Laugh at Sunderland!!! Now with added Boro

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dirt McGirt, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. toon_soldier_86

    toon_soldier_86 New Member

    Jul 21, 2005
    THE BAY
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Northern Ireland
    at least its on fsc for us yanks. sunday at like 11 for once i dont want to murder every person, including bobby mcman at fsc
     
  2. tigerdave

    tigerdave Member

    Aug 23, 2004
    Buhl, Idaho
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mick McCarthy on the 4-1 loss to Portsmouth: "It was embarrassing, and I understand the fans leaving early. I would have done so but I had to stay." :D
     
  3. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Let's all laugh at Boro! Wait...
     
  4. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1. McCarthy’s Premiership record now reads Played 20 Won 1 Drawn 2 Lost 17

    2. The Mackems have collected 5 points out of a possible 78 in the last 26 games

    3. They haven’t won a home Premiership game in 35 months

    4. They’ve not been out of the bottom three in the top flight since August 2002

    5. Their win over the Smogs took them away from bottom place for the first time since January 2003

    6. Before that win, they hadn’t beaten a side above them in the table since Villa in September 2002.

    7. They didn’t keep a clean sheet in a Premiership game for 987 days.

    8. The last time they scored 3 goals in a top-flight game was Boxing Day 2001.

    9. If they maintain their current points per game ratio, they are on target for a whopping total of 17 - less than their record breaking 19 in 2002/2003.

    10. Bob Murray is still chairman.

    Thanks to True Faith
     
  5. Mikey10

    Mikey10 Member

    Sep 20, 2003
    Netherlands
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    I hate Sunderland. Not because I'm a Newcastle fan, but purely because I know a Sunderland fan who I hate passionately. Annoying little fvcker he is.. Let's hope they embarrass themselves again in the Prem, and get back to where they belong in the lower leagues.
     
  6. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Probably the funniest story of the year.

    I love the last bit. Glass Centre LMAO!
     
  7. ONE

    ONE Member

    Aug 11, 2000
    NOLA
  8. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
  9. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    I heard this on the radio today. Last time Sunderland were in the Premiership they got 19 points. 18 of those points were gained BEFORE christmas. They got just one point after christmas. :D Lets hope history repeats itself.
     
  12. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That is hilarious. Merry effin' Christmas, Mackems!
     
  13. PoshSpur

    PoshSpur New Member

    Jan 28, 2005
    New York
    Re: Mackem Attack!


    ...no, it looks like I'm the only person who has hurled abuse at him.
     
  14. toon_soldier_86

    toon_soldier_86 New Member

    Jul 21, 2005
    THE BAY
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Northern Ireland
    Re: Mackem Attack!


    im saveing my money for a trip to the sunderland match, look for a man dressed like a stormtrooper to attack graem souny if we lose.. ;)
     
  15. PoshSpur

    PoshSpur New Member

    Jan 28, 2005
    New York
    Re: Mackem Attack!

    So Graeme (Toon²) will attack Souness?
     
  16. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Mackem Attack!

    Posh I think we have more then a few board members with stormtrooper suits.

    I personaly prefer my Gran Moff Tarkin outfit.
     
  17. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Have you noticed yet......no more sunderland forum. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

    [​IMG]
     
  18. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Wow, I didn't notice.

    HAHAHAHAHA.
     
  19. ONE

    ONE Member

    Aug 11, 2000
    NOLA
  20. ONE

    ONE Member

    Aug 11, 2000
    NOLA
    Re: Joe Cole

    and before you bother asking...yes this is Newcastle related....
    I know you all hate the bastard as much as I do. :)
     
  21. 5_EUROPEAN_CUPS

    Mar 19, 2005
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Re: Joe Cole

    Take no pleasure at all in this although he was a dirty little ******** at Anfield.
     
  22. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
  23. PoshSpur

    PoshSpur New Member

    Jan 28, 2005
    New York
    So the Dark Lord of the Toon, Darth Graemus, managed to eliminate the Sunderland board.

    From now on, we must (all the Newcastle faithful, Pidge, Jaymes & maybe Jumhed) help finish the Toon-Star, so that it too can destroy all other boards!
     
  24. tigerdave

    tigerdave Member

    Aug 23, 2004
    Buhl, Idaho
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Brentford 2 - 1 Sunderland :D
     
  25. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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