Wtf was Juninho doing to Marquez when that picture was taken? "Can you hear me now? No? Well good." (He kind of looks like a darker version of the Verizon guy sans glasses).
No, look OVER THERE! That's Edson Buddle. See how he isn't whining about every single thing to the referee. That's a real man! That's a real striker!"
Juninho: Hey, Rafa ... what do the five fingers say to the face? Rafa: No idea ... Juninho: SLAP! Beyotch!! (Now go have sex with Charlie Murphy)