It is no secret that my le beloved PSG is slowly growing towards being le most dominant team in la France again, making all le other teams shake in their booties, we are already in le 4th place, which means only 3 teams have le audacitiy to stand between us and the championship, this will not last for long I will le tell you. Let us look at the matches for this week Lyon - Nice Metz - Sochaux Lille - Guingamp Monaco - Le Mans Toulouse - Auxerre Bastia - AC Ajaccio Rennes - Strasbourg Bordeaux - Marseille Montpellier - Nantes PSG - Lens Monaco have le tres easy game against the last team in la ligue, they always have le easy matches, it is no wonder they are first when they play against le worst team all the time. Marseille will lose against le rejuvinated Bordeaux, le haha! Et le PSG will of course win when I will cheer them on with my superior cheering on techniques. Looking at these le facts, it is clear that PSG will not be le number 1 this week, mais this will most likely happen next semaine.
Can you elaborate a little on your "superior cheering techniques". Hey, I just thought of something; you sound a lot like the French guys in Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail.
English humour is le like my farts, humid and le stinky I do not le watch monthy python so I do not le know how they try to impersonate the superiority of us Français. Et non, I can not elaborate on my superior cheering techniques, because they are le tres dangerous to perform. I must shamefully admit that even I was taken by le dangerous manouvers that day, and I broke my sexy leg, which is why le PSG lost that match and I have not been writing mon fantastique messages for a while on this forum. Mais the nurses at the hospital were tres good for me, so do not feel sorry for moi that I broke my leg.
Re: Re: le PSG moving on up, la Ligue 1 this week (R) a great movie, the fight with the black knight is cult...
how do you say threadjacking in French? ARTHUR: Hello. MAN: 'Allo. Whoo is eet? ARTHUR: I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this? Man: This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard. Arthur: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Man: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see? Arthur: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! <They are stunned.> Arthur: Are you sure he's got one? Man: Oh yes. It's very nice CUT TO BATTLEMENTS. THE TAUNTER (MAN) turns to some others. Man: I told him we already got one. <They all giggle.> Arthur: Well ... can we come up and have a look? Man: Of course not! You are English pigs. Arthur: Well, what are you then? Man: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king. GALAHAD: What are you doing in England? Man: Mind your own business. Arthur: If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle. <Murmurs of assent.> Man: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets. <He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.> GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man! Man: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? Man: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. Arthur: Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonab... Man: Fetchez la vache! GUARD: Quoi? Man: Fetchez la vache! <they then shoot a cow at the English>