This is no hurricane bunge this is tornado territory (or Malört-nado) Ben. I'd rate it at EF4 on the Enhanced Fujita Scale with the base being at least a little over a quarter mile wide.
Good thing, they don't have a gif what happened after the raccoons caught up with the girl. Trust me, it was not a pretty sight, although the raccoons were happy and, um, "well fed".
Just bumping this thread to the top to artificially increase the value of my account. Edit: I'm also selling a roll top desk
Breaking: raccoon in mets weight room has been captured and released into the wild, mets announce— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) July 26, 2015 Seems the skyway raccoon took a vacation to the big apple and decided to show up at another sorry sports franchise.