LATINOS NOW THE BIGGEST MINORITY TO BE IGNORED BY WHITE AMERICA Washington DC- (pocho.com news service) The Census Bureau recently announced that Latinos had officially surpassed African Americans as the largest ethnic/racial minority in the United States. Many feel it is time for Latinos to step up and assume the position that African-Americans have held in this country for hundreds of years. Finally, Latinos will be ignored more than African-Americans. It is widely believed that Latinos will now receive preferential treatment. "Instead of ignoring the needs of blacks, we will now ignore the needs of Latinos the most," said Joe B. Whiteman, head of the Department of Homeland Minorities. "Federal dollars will now flow away from programs deemed by the Republican administration as too helpful to Latinos," said Whiteman. In a related move, Department of the Interior head Christine Todd Whitman has just announced plans to shift oil drilling plans from the Arctic National Wildlife Preserve to barrios in California, Texas and New Jersey.
Well, there goes the neighborhood... Actually, that family looks whiter than anyone living around here. There's a creeping Triumph of the Will/Duty Now for the Future generic quality to that image. Maybe it's their fabric softener..
Sounds like my sister-in-law. Unfortunately, my wife is picking up some tips. I didn't know that kids' toys could hurt so damn much.