LaMacchia must go and other Crew related communication briefings

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by GoCrew1996, Jan 17, 2024.

  1. GoCrew1996

    GoCrew1996 Member+

    Jan 20, 2007
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    #1 GoCrew1996, Jan 17, 2024
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2024
    Sure he's the best communication director in Nordecke history...But you know what also starts with comm? Communism.

    I think we can all agree that LaMacchia must go. The reasons are plentiful but here are the top few:

    1) He posts things on his personal Twitter and I don't like that.
    2) He wasn't endorsed by GCGBAG which makes him illegitimate.
    3) Where was he when Harambe died?
    4) He knows something. I don't know what, but I'm getting to the bottom of it.
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    Also, this thread is for @LaMacchia to post Crew Communication specific things instead of burying them in other threads.
     
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  2. speedye1

    speedye1 Member+

    Dec 31, 2002
    I see you selected an image of a triangle. This clearly means LaMacchia was responsible for the failed logo, even though it was before he was on the Nordecke board. Likely a sleeper agent. The issues with the tailgate, there is a triangle parking lot involved. Say no more......
     
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  3. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
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    I do often see him wearing the triangle hat at games. I think you may be on to something.
     
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  4. GoCrew1996

    GoCrew1996 Member+

    Jan 20, 2007
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  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm not saying that Chris is really Dave Greeley in disguise, but have you ever seen them both at the same time?

    Just saying
     
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  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
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    United States
    I love everything about this thread.
     
  7. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Chris, when reached for comment:

     
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  8. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
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    United States
    As a person of normal height, I find Chris' unnatural tall-ness to be disturbing and a microaggression. It needs to stop.
     
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  9. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Frankly, I find his agreeableness and forthrightness to be a massive problem. Social Media has taught me to expect members of boards to be aggressive, screechy, intolerable folks. He is wholly unfit for the job and I demand action!
     
  10. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chris had a message for GCGBAG

    very possibly NSFW

     
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  11. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    #11 Kryptonite, Jan 17, 2024
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2024
    Now we know where the Iron Sheik got it from.
     
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  12. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
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    United States
    Harumph, harumph!
     
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  13. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
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    United States
    Agreed.

    I hope Al Qaeda flies a plane into his forehead.
     
  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oof. That's low.
     
  15. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
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    United States
    No, that's high. Because he's tall.
     
  16. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
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    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
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    Nat'l Team:
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  17. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, it lasted longer than I thought it would. LOL

    *that's what she said*
     
  18. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    My, how appropriate that the guy who brought us the very best of information throughout our darkest of days, would create a thread about another fan providing Crew-related info.

    "Sulu, look. The sun's come out. It's a miracle."

    We will be tAAAilgating this season, buddy. Love it.
     
  20. DOGSO

    DOGSO Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jan 24, 2018
    Columbus, OH
    Ok, ok, enough. You got reelected already! Sheesh no need to keep shaking hands and kissing babies OR shake babies and kiss hands … whatever.

    ps Congrats
     
  21. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Congrats
     
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  22. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You kidding? That's a MACROaggression.
     
  23. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm finding this thread extremely disappointing. There's not nearly enough @LaMacchia bashing, insulting and abusing going on. You people really need to try harder.
     
  24. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    Twitter is full of it sadly.
    I'm really not sure if people know how nonprofit boards run and that for most games you didn't need to be a nordecke member to buy tickets through that site. I should maybe take this to the Nordecke 2024 thread.
     
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  25. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone tell them to bring that shit to me.
     
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