Kyle Martino Goal/Assist Pool

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    As one of his biggest defenders on this board I should take it on myself to start this pool. 15 games into the season and Kyle has 0 Goals and 1 Assist. I don't even remember when the assist was. Does anyone?

    Anyway, the correct answer will get a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (in cans, of course) from me if I can ever bring myself out to watch another game live.

    Quesrions are....

    1. When will Kyle get assist #2?

    2. When will Kyle score his first goal of the year?


    Now, keep in mind, Kyle is suspended next game, so the only scoring he will be doing is with some OSU coed watching a Live From Bonaroo DVD.

    I'll go first.

    1. August 20 vs Dallas, which is when we will be mathamatically elimintaed from the playoffs.

    2. When hell freezes over, or when Eggy gets a date.
     
  2. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    1, KC on Aug 26th.

    2, Yeah right, no chance. No goals for Kmart this season.
     
  3. Placid Casual

    Placid Casual Member+

    Apr 2, 2004
    Bentley's Roof
    1) Chivas away Sep 3

    2) Dc away Oct 15th
     
  4. DJAnimosity

    DJAnimosity Member

    Aug 15, 2001
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1) July 20 v. Metros

    2) Sep. 3 @ Chivas
     
  5. fidlerre

    fidlerre Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    1. Wednesday, July 20 vs. Metrostars
    2. Saturday, October 1 vs. Chivas USA (He will score his first non-PK goal)
     
  6. 9 Rush

    9 Rush Member

    Sep 9, 2004
    C'bus
    How long is that weakling turned vicious hatchetman banned for?
     
  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  8. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Phantom assist came from a corner during the RSL match.
     
  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    K-Mart gets both on August 6, which coincidentally is tha same day Eggy gets a date with a 6 foot blonde model who makes him her sex slave.
     
  10. PVancouver

    PVancouver Member

    Apr 1, 1999
    My recollection is that Martino slid an easy horizontal ball to Elliott. It was a cheap assist.

    I'll go with a junk goal against the MetroStars on July 20th.
     
  11. crewcrazy17

    crewcrazy17 Member

    Mar 5, 2002
    Medina
    1. July 20 v Metrostars. It will be a beautiful play that if we were to see it, would lead to us pounding down Arena's door demanding he get a callup. Alas there will be no television coverage.

    2. August 20 v FC Dallas. Andrulis will bench Woly and put Martino in at forward. He will screw around in the defensive third for most of the game, but finally score in the 80th minute, to bring the game to 5-1. Andrulis will get a contract extension after the game based on this masterful stroke of tactical genius.
     
  12. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, Hang and I are already having beers the next time he's in town :D , but I'll play anyway.

    1. I'll go with the July 23rd match at home versus the Wiz.
    2. September 3rd @ Chivas. Anyone can score against them.
     
  13. The Greatest

    The Greatest New Member

    Jan 19, 2005
    Ohio
    1. next year
    2. next year
     
  14. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1. July 16th
    2. July 16th

    And I call Hang an optimist... :D
     
  15. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    1. July 23rd v. KC
    2. October 1st v. Chivas (off a Jamal Sutton knockdown/deflected shot)
     
  16. Hector & Jane

    Hector & Jane New Member

    May 30, 2005
    1. July 30 at MLS All-Star game :D
    2. July 16 own goal on free kick while guarding near post.
     
  17. PVancouver

    PVancouver Member

    Apr 1, 1999
    Uhh, that's my answer to #2.

    The answer to #1 is Sunday, August 14 against the very same MetroStars. Wolyniec to Martino to Glen.
     
  18. TonyDanza

    TonyDanza Member

    Nov 2, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    1. August 6 @ San Jose Earthquakes
    2. September 24 @ Real Salt Lake
     
  19. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    It's not necessary for him to score or get assists - he's a midfielder.

    It's the "new" way........didn't you know?

    Only Forwards and Wingers score ex. corners. Middies stay, well, in the middle!
     
  20. mclip_66

    mclip_66 Member

    Mar 5, 2001
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    The answer to 1 and 2 is:

    After he is traded to DC United for GK Troy Perkins in the hopes of obtaining a sponsorship deal and free pie for GA. Novak will light a fire under his A$$ and playing with Gomez and Adu will lead to the most creative playing he has ever done. This leads to many goals and assist and a look from Arena.
     
  21. Celticbhoy14

    Celticbhoy14 New Member

    May 30, 2003
    It depends
    Hmmmm....beer....

    1. He won't

    2. His goal will land in crowd...as in field goal...does that count...I here the women's professional football team needs a footy booter...
     
  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I may be sucking royally in the other pool, but I do believe I am the only one to call this one.
     
  23. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You gonna be there this wed?
     
  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm going to try. I can't promise anything, and I don't know when I'll be arriving in Columbus. A few of my good friends who usually hit up the tailgate won't be there. I have decided to take a week or so break from drinking, and well, **** just always happens that screws up my plans. Can't promise anything; I'll let you know if I'm not going to make it to the match. Damn, it'd have to be a pretty big reason for me not to go.


    But, I have some great stories for you.
     

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