As one of his biggest defenders on this board I should take it on myself to start this pool. 15 games into the season and Kyle has 0 Goals and 1 Assist. I don't even remember when the assist was. Does anyone? Anyway, the correct answer will get a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (in cans, of course) from me if I can ever bring myself out to watch another game live. Quesrions are.... 1. When will Kyle get assist #2? 2. When will Kyle score his first goal of the year? Now, keep in mind, Kyle is suspended next game, so the only scoring he will be doing is with some OSU coed watching a Live From Bonaroo DVD. I'll go first. 1. August 20 vs Dallas, which is when we will be mathamatically elimintaed from the playoffs. 2. When hell freezes over, or when Eggy gets a date.