kk:96. if god is with us, then a village in texas will get back their idiot

ouch much?

 

The proposed amendments in Mississippi, Montana and Oregon refer only to marriage, specifying that it should be limited to unions of one man and one woman. The measures in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma and Utah would ban civil unions as well.

I voted no on Measure #1.....although it is unlikely to be defeated. I am surprised that yesterday hundreds of college students skipped classes to show their support to defeat the measure. That wouldn't have happened here 10 years ago let alone 5.

 

Here's Ohio's.

Ohio Amendment 1: Same-Sex Marriage
Amend the Ohio Constitution to recognize marriage as a union between one man and one woman; neither the state nor counties can give legal status to unmarried individuals whose relationships are intended to approximate the design or effect of marriage.

 

My God.

I am always hurting myself some way or another... I'm a klutz.

 

They're saying Lilly is retiring. *scratches head*

 

Cartman: You guys, you guys! Guess what?
Kyle: what fat ass!
Cartman:Ive become a man! I started puberty you guys!
Kenny: *mumbles* WHAT!
Kyle: NO YOU DIDN’T! How do you know?
Cartman: Well because yesterday I got my period.
Kyle: You got your what!
Cart: My period you guys. You see there comes a time in every child’s life when they grow up and nature starts to take its course by having you bleed out your ass for a few days every month.
Stan: Your making that up!
*lady walks out of store*
Kyle: Ms. Alton, What’s it mean to get your period?
Ms. Alton: Well boys I don’t think I can tell you, uh.
Stan: Please it's important!
Ms. Alton: Well it’s when puberty hits and you bleed… you know.. *points to crotch* down there.
Kyle: HOLYSH!T dude, Cartman’s right!
Cartman: Well guy’s im afraid I wont be able to hang out with you on
New years eve, I have to hang out with the older crowd, because now… I’m mature.
*Starts jumping up and down*
Cartman: I got my period and you guys didn’t, I got my period and you guys didn’t, I got my period and you guys didn’t!
Stan: NO! Cartman can't hit puberty before us!
Kyle: Well, I'm going to go home and see if I'm bleeding from my ass!
Kenny: *mumbles* ME TOO!

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ROFLMFAO

 

This high turnout of voters is good for Democrats. And the weather in the swing states is bad for old, decrepid Republicans who don't wanna go out in the snow and rain.

No one has ever won without Ohio's Electoral College votes.

But then again, no team had ever come from 0-3 to win a best of seven series in baseball either.

 

Did I kill it?

*looks down at shoes*

Sorry.

I just thought it was funny.

 

You didn't kill it.

 

I'm tired.

 

*takes a breath*

Whoo, good news.

 

Me too.

 

Ooh, North Dakota boy wins Gold Glove.

1B Darin Erstad, Anaheim

EDIT Who really gives a ********.

*shrugs* I do.

 

I got three write-in votes for President.

 

NICE! What the hell did you do to the ankle to have it bruise so badly? Nice, nice pics, though!

 

We should have a vote to take away Florida's right to vote.

Jesus.

 

What now?

 

The ankle... one of my teammates was diving in for the ball, but instead of kicking the sh!t out of the ball, she kicked the sh!t out of my foot.

It felt good.

 

I spent the afternoon volunteering at my local polling place. I picked up seniors who needed ride to vote. I made 23 trips around the neighborhood!
And I voted

I also picked up my mom to vote. She cracks me up. She's been a citizen for about 7 years and she takes her voting seriously. This is her second presidential election. She's so proud of being able to vote. She's so cute going up the guy to get her balot, it makes her proud.

 

The lawsuits have begun already.

 

Good job, M9. It's us young people who are going to make John Kerry the next President of what will be a great country again.

*asked every customer who came in today if they voted yet*

 

Oh, that. Those started before today. They started in other states as well before today.

 

Yeah, I bet that felt good! Looks like it!

 

And so the fun with projections begins....********ers in Kentucky voted to ban civil unions, and to define marriage as between a man and a woman. I wonder if they made a provision for in-breeding....

*Makes note to self "No applying for jobs in Kentucky"*

*Glues self to TV for the rest of the night/early morning*

 

BACK AWAY FROM THE TV, RACH! I REPEAT, BACK AWAY FROM THE TV!!