KK 132: How many drunken phone calls will B get from Chicago?

He still sounds like a girl. *nods*

 

FUN

*will dress as a hooligan*

 

why is no one awake yet?!


you lazy **************s!

 

LMAO

Before I head out for the day, here's the lineup for tomorrow's Portland game with the Ukraine:

GK: Barnhart, Solo
D: Chalupny, Tina Frimpong, Markgraf, Mitts, Reddick
Middle: Boxx, Fair, Hucles, Carli Lloyd, Lilly, Tarpley, Wagner
F: Fotopoulos, Milbrett, O’Reilly, Welsh

No Wambach because of a prior commitment, and no MacMillan.

 

I'm awake... I don't wanna be awake...

 

so it was like 10:45 on a sat and i was asleep when.....

*cell phone rings*

me: [groggy morning voice] hello [/groggy morning voice]
bit: [bubbly voice] Hi!!!!!! It's Audry!!!!! [/bubble voice]
me: ?
bit: Joe said we were going to soccer.
me: Oh yeah.
bit: Were you sleeping?
me: .....No
bit: Fun.
me: *pauses* what?
bit: beer.
me. yeah.

blah blah blah blah
fast forward to the end of the convo

bit: uh huh

*long uncomfortable silence*

bit: OK. Bye.
me: what?
bit: Bye.
me: k

And you know I wasn't gonna even answer cause the caller id said "withheld"
Yeah Bit doesn't want me to know her phone number. She's never given it to me and the only time she's ever called me.... she blocks it.

nice.

 

i made her call and wake you up

she was nervous to call you

YOU SCARE HER

ahaha

 

You're such an ass that's not even how the convo went.

and

you want my number? 1-888-Midget-luv

 

JESUS H

What is this IKPD?!

 

at least you didn't scream in her ear when she picked up like i told you too

 

yes it was.

i was still asleep.

 

oh is that why she blocked out her number?

pfft

 

this is so funny

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/home.php

 

i hope not becuase its bloacked for me too :|

 

Yes, but it wasn't the last song. She did 2 encores.

 

so in the latest issue of ESPN the mag there's a pic of Mitts. Its a part of the "what summer job did you have photo album". She worked in a Mexican restaraunt. She has a tray of food in each hand and is juggling a ball of her knee.

you know for Pauk.

 

I hate it when people call me in the mornings and wake me up... *shakes fist*


BAD AUD AND MEL!

 

Don't drink all night and than ride on a float in the scorching sun, heat and humidity the next day.

 

*sells Aud's cell # for the right price*

 

*waves at kk*

I just came back from a birthday party on an island next to a beautiful dam/waterfall. It's the waterfall that the city of Great Falls is named after.

Quite nice.

Especially since there was also a wedding there at the same time... so here we were... wearin' shorts, flipflops, straw hats, with lots and lots of beer... And there they were all dressed up nicely.

Hehehe.

It started raining and we asked if we could stand under their overhang and they said, "no." D'oh!

But then we set up a volleyball net and started playing in the rain and a few of 'em joined in.

Fun times.

Montana is purdy.

 

*ebil at KK since Solo will probably see some time in the net tomorrow night*

 

*shakes fist at you*


There's no Abby in tomorrow's game...


*pouts*

Poonie sad.