KK 103: the exterminators came and sprayed, we're all clean now

My Jeep can crush your bug.

 

*Drives over Bit's VW Bug*

 

*crazy eyes**makes the silence of the lambs Hanibal noise*

 

*Chases Bit around with Jeep*

 

*holds on for dear life*

 

*drops the sumo suit*

 

I changed my mind.

*puts sumo suit back on and runs after cm*

 

:|

*is still in sumo suit**runs after Mel**tackles her and the trike*

 

*waggles eyebrows*

 

*makes a terrific fat superhero*

 

Mister Foley, if you need a new coach, I've got a fellow named Zook you might want to meet. He just went and beat Florida State or something, I heard.

 

lmfao

That's doubtful, but the more I hear about this little story the more I learn. Apparently our president is the only leader there who is allowed his own security. There's no way the Secret Service would let somebody else take over their detail. The Chilean government provides security for all the other leaders. As a result, the SS and the Chilean security don't like one another very much, which is why they didn't want to let the SS into the dinner party.

What's funny about the video is that Bush is trying to get the guy out of the argument. They Chileans don't realize that the president of the United States is reaching in, so they're totally ignoring him. That's when the SS guy says to the guy that's way in his personal space, "Get your hands off me." He then proceeds to walk behind the president who had started to move away once it became aparent that his agent would be following him.

All that was missing from that little fight was the sound of cats fighting.

 

Well, obviously since he can take care of himself (saved his own SS agent), I say we send the superman into Iraq. The middle of Fallujah. *nods*

 

AND, along with not being able to find my social security card, now I can not find my ID card.

 

So in the last two weeks I have lost:

Keys.
Social Security Card.
ID.



Next thing to be lost:

Me.

 

I just had a really scary thought...

What if like the FBI has been to my house because of all the Anti-Bush sentiment and stole my stuff? 'Cause like, they're getting ready to use me as a bookmark in their very own edition of the Patriot Act?



So uh, guys, if I go missing, blame the FBI.

*starts sucking up*

Hey FBI! Buddy ol' pal! I ain't anti-bush... I'ma homo. We love all things bush. *nods* I don't really wanna send him to Fallujah... Baghdad would be fine. I MEAN, send him to Camp David or to his Texas Ranch so he's more comfy in his surroundings. Yeah. *opens arms for a hug*

I'm just playin' guys. I love everyone!!!!!11 *draws big heart in the air*

 

*targets missiles away from your house*

Noted.

 

LMFAO

 

I had my fricken ID in my poket. Where is it?!?!?

I need it for tomorrow. ********.