Review: Keeping up with the neighbors from the worst house on the block - the 2026 other teams thread

Because MLS is out of sync with Europe, rosters change a lot more at midseason in MLS than most leagues. That caveat out of the way

1. We aren’t going to win the spoon this year.
2. We aren’t going to make the playoffs either.

The win over Philly doesn’t look so good now. Carnell is reenacting his second season with St. Louis.

 

Lol at Red Bulls getting smoked by Montreal.

 

Arriola with his second away goal of the night for a 2-0 lead in a CONCACAF Champions Cup game.

Everything in that statement was at one time applicable for DC United, alas…

 

CONCACAF Champions Cup? Sorry, Jason Levien has never heard of that.

 

do we have a game this week? what time are we supposed to be there for warmups?

 

Yes, at Chicago, 8:30 PM kickoff on Saturday.

DC's not home again until April 4. Unlike recent years, their schedule is not front loaded with home games. 8 of DC's first 12 games are on the road, including 5 of the next 6.

 

Spirit is there tonight, and I guess the other women's team played there last night maybe - I just heard they drew at home, so assumed it was pretty recent. I haven't read the District Press piece yet, but there was somethig about them having only 1 keeper as the Spirit had loaned them one and recalled her

 

The DC Defenders (UFL Football) will also be starting soon at Audi Field.

 

Too bad that because of his name he won't ever be known as Cheatin' Bob Jr.

 

Maybe, but we can still yell at him that he only got his job because of his dad.

[As opposition fans we are entitled to ignore his for real achievements...] FTRB!

 

Herrera at a "watch party" in DC tomorrow, so still not in the lineup for whatever reason. Tubbs loaned out to Orange County SC for the season.

 

I’m starting to think that our opening day victory over the Union may not have been as momentous as it seemed.

 

They are atrocious. Can’t even watch this game. The level of play is so low.

 

I saw your posts, above, and thought today's DC United game had already started. I looked and saw the game starts 8:30ish. Which game(s) are you referring to?

 

Philly getting smoked by a previously winless Atlanta.

 

Carnell replicating his "successful" second season in St. Louis. I expected Philly would crater under that dipshit. Combine cheap ownership and a clueless manager and you get Philly this year and DCU last year.

 

The over/under at this point is does Carnell last longer at Philly in his second season than he did in his second season in St. Louis?

 

Sad to see. I feel for the Philly fans. Maybe Atlanta is waking up? But I doubt it. Philly is just bad this year. Iloski is also off - hit the post on a PK.

 

MLS needs to go full NASL and expand to Honolulu. Sickos like me need a 12:30 am kickoff.

 

Y’all think I’m kidding but I’m not.

 

What a road trip!!!!

 

If it ever happens, I’ll bring 5 of my closest BigSoccer brethren to the first DCU game there, all expenses paid.

 

Cincy in a death spiral. Completely worked in NE. Noonan on the hot seat. Every coach's run ends sometime, I think now is Noonan's. That team looked awful, Celentano looked as though he never played GK and the rest of the team was ass. That's on the coach.

 

What's Brian Ching up to?

 

They're also involved in Concachamps, where they just spanked Tigres on Wednesday.