http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/14329593.htm Pretty amazing the swift recovery time on this...and I know well what recovery from normal surgery is like...no fun.
I'm pretty sure thats a sign that you've arrived when a major media outlet writes articles about your pulled crotch. Puts him right up there in that exclusive eschelon of George Brett's hemorhoids. Congratulations Jimmy, you've arrived...
Wizards’ Conrad is back following revolutionary sports hernia procedure Jimmy's groin is revolutionary.
I guess last week it could've been Dynamic... Next Week: It's just FC'd Then: It's Crewtacular It's on Fire It's United It's Salted It's just Red It's Galactic It's Rapid It's Goatads
They just did 2-3 minutes on Jimmy's groin on Metrosports. Jimmy's groin is the biggest soccer star in town. Much bigger than Jimmy himself.
Jimmy's groin once ate 3 72 oz steaks in an hour, jimmy's groin had sex with the waitress for the first 45 minutes.
Jimmy Conrad's groin has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. It won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
If you can see Jimmy's groin, Jimmy's groin can see you. If you can't see Jimmy's groin, you may be seconds away from death.
It's been said that Jimmy's groin, much like the legend of Medusa's head, is so ugly that it been known to turn all those who look at it to stone.... Beware or you could be the next Kraken.