KC Star on Jimmy's groin - 4/13

Discussion in 'Sporting Kansas City' started by IowaBoy, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. IowaBoy

    IowaBoy Member

    Jul 23, 2003
    Des Moines
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    Sporting Kansas City
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    United States
  2. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    "KC Star on Jimmy's groin"

    That can't be too comfortable for Jimmy.
     
  3. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
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    Kansas City Wizards
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    United States
    I'm pretty sure thats a sign that you've arrived when a major media outlet writes articles about your pulled crotch. Puts him right up there in that exclusive eschelon of George Brett's hemorhoids.

    Congratulations Jimmy, you've arrived...
     
  4. IowaBoy

    IowaBoy Member

    Jul 23, 2003
    Des Moines
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    Sporting Kansas City
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    United States
    I figured that thread topic would grab people's attention.

    :D
     
  5. vividox

    vividox Moderator
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    Aug 10, 2005
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    Sporting Kansas City
    How can you even say that with this weekend coming up?

    Jimmy's groin is wizardry.
     
  6. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
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    Kansas City Wizards
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    United States
    I guess last week it could've been Dynamic...

    Next Week:
    It's just FC'd
    Then:
    It's Crewtacular
    It's on Fire
    It's United
    It's Salted
    It's just Red
    It's Galactic
    It's Rapid
    It's Goatads
     
  7. vividox

    vividox Moderator
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    Aug 10, 2005
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    Wow, perhaps thats taking it a bit too far.
     
  8. wadejackson1

    wadejackson1 Member

    Mar 11, 2001
    Repped
     
  9. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
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    Sporting Kansas City
    I'm guessing that by the time these come around, Jimmy's hoping it's Yanked. :eek:
     
  10. Redfoot

    Redfoot New Member

    Dec 19, 2002
    Indianapolis
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    Kansas City Wizards
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    United States
    That's not much of a prediction everyone is hoping there's is yanked by that time. :)
     
  11. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
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    United States
    or at least capped.
     
  12. Redfoot

    Redfoot New Member

    Dec 19, 2002
    Indianapolis
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    Kansas City Wizards
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    United States
    Very true.
     
  13. Sachsen

    Sachsen Member+

    Aug 8, 2003
    Broken Arrow, Okla.
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    Sporting Kansas City
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    United States
    I predict Jimmy's next ESPN article will be centered around his groin.
     
  14. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    that's a stretch.


    What? :p
     
  15. szazzy

    szazzy Member

    Apr 18, 2004
    Kansas City, MO
    They just did 2-3 minutes on Jimmy's groin on Metrosports. Jimmy's groin is the biggest soccer star in town. Much bigger than Jimmy himself.
     
  16. the_cyclones

    the_cyclones New Member

    Jul 26, 2004
    The Cauldron
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    Sporting Kansas City
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    United States
    ha ha .... i thought about posting the same thing :p
     
  17. ojsgillt

    ojsgillt Member

    Feb 27, 2001
    Lee's Summit MO
    Jimmy's groin once ate 3 72 oz steaks in an hour, jimmy's groin had sex with the waitress for the first 45 minutes.
     
  18. Unorthodox Yank

    Feb 27, 2001
    Constant Flux
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  19. KCFutbol

    KCFutbol Moderator
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    Jun 14, 2001
    Overland Park, KS
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    United States
    #DIV/0!
     
  20. KCBearcat

    KCBearcat New Member

    Nov 16, 2004
    Kansas City
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    Kansas City Wizards
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    United States
    Thank God we'll never see Jimmy's groin as an avatar on BigSoccer... *cough*Greg*cough* :D
     
  21. Merlin172

    Merlin172 Member

    Mar 16, 2000
    Kansas City, Kansas
    Jimmy Conrad's groin has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. It won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
     
  22. Craig-o

    Craig-o Member

    Sep 8, 2005
    Derby, KS
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you can see Jimmy's groin, Jimmy's groin can see you.

    If you can't see Jimmy's groin, you may be seconds away from death.
     
  23. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's been said that Jimmy's groin, much like the legend of Medusa's head, is so ugly that it been known to turn all those who look at it to stone....

    Beware or you could be the next Kraken.

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Jarnevic

    Jarnevic BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 21, 2005
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I once saw Jimmy's groin scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
     

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