Justin Mapp

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by ciudadcentral, May 28, 2010.

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Justin Mapp

Poll closed Jun 7, 2010.
  1. Nothing, he's looking like a young Bobby Charlton

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  2. Plugs, the "denial" phase of hair loss

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  3. Shave, the "acceptance" phase of hair loss

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  4. Pony tail, the "screw you" phase of hair loss

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  1. ciudadcentral

    ciudadcentral New Member

    May 27, 2005
    Chi - ca - go!
    Poll:
    Justin Mapp's hair, what should be done?

    a) Nothing, he's looking like a young Bobby Charlton

    b) Shave, the "acceptance" phase of hair loss

    c) Plugs, the "denial" phase of hair loss

    d) Pony tail, the "screw you" phase of hair loss
     
  2. theENFORCER

    theENFORCER Member

    Apr 10, 2010
    NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    he had a good game yesterday.
     
  3. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am suffering from hair loss I am going for the huge forehead look.
     
  4. Old Man!

    Old Man! BigSoccer Supporter

    RIP Chicago Fire
    Mar 11, 2000
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. Kozy

    Kozy tHE pOPULAR fRONT

    Oct 13, 2004
    check.
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    e) just a ponytail.
     
  6. MLS_RM

    MLS_RM Member

    Jun 25, 2003
    chicago
    Propecia only works on bald spots in the back. How bout a wig?
     
  7. I've been suspicious for quite some time that Ronaldiño wears that hair scrunchy thing because he is in fact balding, and it's a great way to hide his wig.

    I think Justin needs one of those.
     
  8. Seriously, I've also wondered if we should start calling him Samson. I'm pretty sure if someone cared to do the work, we could create a pretty convincing power point that shows how Justin's performance is directly tied to how much hair he has/had.

    I'm glad someone finally brought this up in a thread, because I've obviously been thinking about this for a bit.

    I'm now beginning to frighten myself.
     
  9. And can someone change the title of this thread to Justin Mapp's hair? I almost didn't click on this link because I'm tired of reading the same thing about Justin. It hasn't changed in like 4 years. (spare me the inevitable - and right - comments about how he hasn't changed...)

    This topic deserves more attention than it's getting.
     
  10. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    Why isn't there a choice for dreadlocks?
     
  11. Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    Cuz everyone would start calling him lazy.

    Wait...
     
  12. The Devil's Architect

    The Devil's Architect BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    Because white people look ********ing stupid with dreadlocks.
     
  13. LIZZIE

    LIZZIE BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 18, 2001
    Sec 126
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    I don't think he has enough hair for that.

    How about a nice mullet?
     
  14. I've had 24 hours to think it over, and I'm definitely going to go with encouraging Justin to move into the acceptance zone and shave his head.

    Didn't Agassi make a comeback after he went with the shaved head?
     
  15. snipoppers16

    snipoppers16 New Member

    Jun 7, 2008
    Chicago
    Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    You can't have business in the front if there's nothing there.
     
  16. jprendiville

    jprendiville Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    Ditka perm.
     
  17. LIZZIE

    LIZZIE BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 18, 2001
    Sec 126
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    I'm not so sure- a skilled hair stylist could adopt one of these fine do's for him:
     

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  18. MLS_RM

    MLS_RM Member

    Jun 25, 2003
    chicago
    Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous

    I kinda agree with a previous poster he should try the Ronaldinho. They have simmer skills. They both have technical ability and both are kinda lazy/scared to use it.

    Or he should try the Bret Michaels bandana thing
     
  19. burningfire

    burningfire Member+

    May 15, 2009
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Is this the same thread from last year?
     
  20. Kozy

    Kozy tHE pOPULAR fRONT

    Oct 13, 2004
    check.
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, but with a little less hair.


    :p
     
  21. burningfire

    burningfire Member+

    May 15, 2009
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Last Resort
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