Just When You Thought Donald Trump Couldn't Be More Embarrassing...

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Val1, May 15, 2025.

  1. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Not sure where this would go on that scale...

     
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  2. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
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    New England Revolution
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    United States
    Sacre vache! This is just too surreal.

    So they'd rather give citizenship to some guy who can balance on a log instead of, say, a professor, an engineer, doctor, or any other educated, competent professional with the skills to contribute to society.

    And those "prizes" for the non-winners (because calling them "losers" isn't woke enough) is a great incentive, especially after they get deported. Sure, there are Starbucks everywhere, but how many Union 76 gas stations are there in Guatemala? And flyer miles on American Airlines is such a nice perk for someone who is struggling to meet basic needs.
     
  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Will the father of the person who doesn't win have to mow the lawn in his wife's Sunday dress?
     
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  4. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
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    New England Revolution
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    United States
    Best line from that scene is Lisa, saying, "Why do I get the feeling that I'll be telling this story to my therapist in 30 years?"
     
  5. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    This never gets old.
     
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  6. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    Those people couldn't find a beat if it walked up to them and gave them a wet willy..
     
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  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    All they hear is "chosen whites" and think it's a good song.

    Here's another one they'd probably like. It's one of those "non-political Bruce Springsteen songs" I've heard them mention lately.



    Random nudnik: "I liked your band before they went political."

    Tom: "Tell me which one of our songs isn't political and I'll remove it from the catalog."
     
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  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
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    Vanuatu
    It like a comment I saw from a conservative complaining that Billy Bragg was too political.
     
  9. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Of course he couldn't help throwing in a few jabs at "DEI" and "transgender" in his graduation speech at West Point.

    He also talked about the big gold dome.

    Because everything about him is a campaign speech.
     
  10. Val1

    Val1 Moderator
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    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
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    Arsenal FC
    So Trump gave the commencement address at West Point yesterday, whereupon he bragged that under the Biden administration, no one wanted, you know, to serve in the military... to an audience of cadets who entered West Point in the Biden administration.
     
  11. Val1

    Val1 Moderator
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  12. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
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  13. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Why doesn't he just do what he really wants.

     
  14. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    The Cult eats it up.

    "Look Colonel - the president wants the exact same bombers that flew the mission in Iran. I know he can't tell the difference but just get the right ones, OK?"

    The White House plans to include the bombers who participated in the recent strike on Iran enrichment sites for a Fourth of July celebration.

    White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said the celebration in the nation’s capital will include a flyover “featuring our state-of-the-art F-22s, B-2s, and F-35s - the same air capabilities used for the decisive and successful strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities,” CBS News reported.

    The B-2 Spirit bombers are based out of Whiteman Air Force Base near Knob Noster, Missouri.

    https://www.kctv5.com/2025/07/02/re...fb-conduct-flyover-trumps-july-4-celebration/
     
  15. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I think the word Embarrassing at the end of the thread title needs an upgrade! :coffee:
     
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  16. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    Mortifying? (hint hint)
     
  17. Val1

    Val1 Moderator
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    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I thought of this when I ran across the Annapolis motto. When I think really hard about it, I can remember it. It makes sense, but it's no West Point with Duty, Honor, Country. The Annapolis motto is From Knowledge, Sea Power.

    It's so very funny to me thinking of Donald Trump speaking anywhere where knowledge is valued...

    And if you were wondering which of the service academies has the suckiest motto, well, it's my very own Air Force Academy: Integrity first, Service Before Self, Excellence in all we Do. That sounds like the motto of a tiny, rural town that is trying so very hard to justify its existence.
     
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  18. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
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    United States
    I’m still grappling with the way truth and reality are irrelevant. He’s a delusional sociopath.
     
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  19. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
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  20. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
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    Vanuatu
  21. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Trump is like an over the top version of a staple in our culture: the breezily confident yet utterly clueless white male.
     
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  22. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    CA Boca Juniors
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    I object to the use of the word male
     
  23. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    Surely not:

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    But the Mr. Japan thing--does he think it's a pageant or something? Guess we'll know if he walks in on Ishiba unannounced.
     
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  24. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
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    #50 Sounders78, Jul 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
    Add a new embarrassing moment to the list: the orange idiot praises Liberia's president for speaking English well.



    edit: I see this was already discussed in the Trump thread.
     

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