Just When You Thought Donald Trump Couldn't Be More Embarrassing...

Not sure where this would go on that scale...

 

Sacre vache! This is just too surreal.

So they'd rather give citizenship to some guy who can balance on a log instead of, say, a professor, an engineer, doctor, or any other educated, competent professional with the skills to contribute to society.

And those "prizes" for the non-winners (because calling them "losers" isn't woke enough) is a great incentive, especially after they get deported. Sure, there are Starbucks everywhere, but how many Union 76 gas stations are there in Guatemala? And flyer miles on American Airlines is such a nice perk for someone who is struggling to meet basic needs.

 

Will the father of the person who doesn't win have to mow the lawn in his wife's Sunday dress?

 

Best line from that scene is Lisa, saying, "Why do I get the feeling that I'll be telling this story to my therapist in 30 years?"

 

This never gets old.

 

Those people couldn't find a beat if it walked up to them and gave them a wet willy..

 

All they hear is "chosen whites" and think it's a good song.

Here's another one they'd probably like. It's one of those "non-political Bruce Springsteen songs" I've heard them mention lately.



Random nudnik: "I liked your band before they went political."

Tom: "Tell me which one of our songs isn't political and I'll remove it from the catalog."

 

It like a comment I saw from a conservative complaining that Billy Bragg was too political.

 

Of course he couldn't help throwing in a few jabs at "DEI" and "transgender" in his graduation speech at West Point.

He also talked about the big gold dome.

Because everything about him is a campaign speech.