Just did a Hitchcockian survey from FC Dallas.

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by oman, May 9, 2007.

  1. oman

    oman Member

    Jan 7, 2000
    South of Frisconsin
    They wanted to know what more they could possibly mail me, and whether I was a white man or a Chicano.

    No beer questions, no taco questions, no questions about game days and start times or parking or seat preferences or game day experiennces or transport to and from games or things I liked or disliked.

    In the comments section, I asked them if they could do anything about people who glared at me and made cheeky comments when I had to got up from my non-aisle seat to get cotton candy while the game was being played.
     
  2. chapulincolorado

    Jul 14, 1999
    McAllen, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Got one and also answered it.

    I just stated more $$ for outreach in South Texas, at least in my region. :D
     
  3. Dr. Foosball™

    Dr. Foosball™ New Member

    Dec 23, 2006
    Hot Springs, AR
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This just in...
    May 20, 2007 - Free sunglasses night at Pizza Hut Park! :D
     
  4. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    I told them I was Inuit. I'm trying to get everyone I know to answer that way, I'd like to see how they modify their marketing to capture the oh so lucrative eskimo fanbase.

    To be fair, judging by your posts, you don't appear to like much of anything.

    I wrote a lengthy analysis on the benefits of the 4-4-2 formation.
     
  5. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    BTW, Hitchcockian = laughy laugh.
     
  6. Valknut

    Valknut Member

    Jul 27, 2005
    Frisco, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Got it too.

    Commented about changing the style of play to get out of the first round of the plaayoffs before no one cares anymore ... oh, and about the concession lines and lack of TVs therein.
     
  7. fcd_noob

    fcd_noob New Member

    Apr 17, 2007
    Plano
    Did any of you (who filled out the survey) get a follow up survey? Here's what mine said:

    1. Why do you call me "paper cup"?

    2. Why do you call me "elevator operator"?

    3. School on Sunday...?

    I thought that stuff was bleedingly obvious. :rolleyes:

    Oh - you meant the FCD survey. I was talking about the one I got from the Fat Albert kids.
     
  8. djwalker

    djwalker BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 13, 2000
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I suggested they move the team to suburban Oklahoma City.

    Not expecting much on that one, to be honest.
     
  9. JumpinThruHoops

    JumpinThruHoops New Member

    Oct 31, 2005
    Grand Prairie
    I did the usual complaining about the concession lines.

    Hey, getting two freebies to the Chicago game in September isn't a bad deal for sending in my gripes:D
     
  10. GoldFinger

    GoldFinger New Member

    Jun 19, 2004
    I thought they did a couple of years ago?
     
  11. Dr. Foosball™

    Dr. Foosball™ New Member

    Dec 23, 2006
    Hot Springs, AR
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am one of the only people on this board that will back that idea, it would say me a couple of hours of driving.
     
  12. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ouch.
     

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