Dear JoeW, I am having problems deciding whether to clip my toe nails rounded or squared, please help.
In 1993, while playing in High School, I damaged my groin while playing in a PSAL Quaterfinal match against Wagner H.S. With that being said: Who will be 3rd on the depth charts for the Metros at LB? Do we have enough troops in Iraq to wrap the war up quickly? How do they get the creamy filling inside a twinky? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
What, in the name of all that is holy, is SoS supposed to mean? And, if it does stand for the Metros, why the **** can't you just call them by their name? Did Nicko kill your daughter or something?
Dear JoeW, Actually, my next question is kinda personal...that En-Rx stuff, is the packaging really completely and totally generic and non-descript?
I hope you take email submissions: This one is from a danr@metrofanatic.com "I have these small red bumps under my scrotum. They itch and smell like rotting fish. What can I do about them?"
Finally, someone started a useful thread on these board. How can there exist Irish Swiss cheese? Why doesn't anyone play the 4-2-4 formation anymore? If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to hear it, does licking toads really give you hallucinations?
Does the refridgerator light really go out when you close the door? How does Swiss Cheese get it's holes?
But what does JoeW think on this subject? Also, could a polar bear have sex with a brown bear, and if so, what color would be the offspring?
What, no help with my toe nail predicament? I also have another question which has boggled my mind for quite awhile. Back in the day when it was being used, was Old English known as New English???
What does W in "JoeW" stand for? Who was a better quarertback, Joe Montana or Joe Namath? How many people named "Joe Blow" reside in the continental United States? Is "Joe Somebody" the worst Tim Allen movie ever made, or is it "For Richer or Poorer"?
How many feathers on a Purdue chicken? How many fibers in a shredded-wheat biscuit? What does "touchez le lapin" mean?
Why do people instinctively smell their fingers after ripping through the toilet while wiping their arse?