Post-match: Jones/Yeboah Testimonial Match, Presented by Kalshi - Crew v Nashville - Match 4 - 3/14/26 6:15P

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What will be the result of the Crew's 3/14/26 match vs Nashville?

Poll closed Mar 14, 2026.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    7.7%
  2. Win by one goal

    23.1%
  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    21.2%
  4. Lose by one goal

    17.3%
  5. Lose by two or more goals

    9.6%
  6. Coyote Ugly - The Crew concede the first goal of the match and win (worth 2 points!!)

    19.2%
  7. "Perhaps the American mind cannot grasp relationism?" - Henrik Rydstrom

    1.9%
  1. DCED2019

    DCED2019 Member

    Columbus Crew
    Jun 6, 2024
    Not sure if that’s in my power:ROFLMAO:. Although I agree with you, concessions aren’t really in my wheelhouse. Sadly, there are far bigger fish to fry at the moment.
     
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  2. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That may be the only thing the Browns do "just fine". :)

    I will pass on two mascots, when one of them was spawned by Precou*t.
     
  3. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hope you are right, but I have to wonder if it really is a demotion. Haven't heard from, or seen Frankie publicly in quite some time. I have met a lot of people with "manager" in their title who are not impressive, not filling an important role, and not climbing their way up any corporate ladder.
     
  4. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    Frankie was supposed to be on the Arace pod, but he screwed up the audio filters
     
  5. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
  6. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, Burger King and Walmart arent really the same thing.
     
  8. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    This is part of the main Issa paragraph but he spent 10-12 on the crew. I suggest everyone subscribe, but I kinda over did it on how many soccer writers I give money too. Screenshot_20260315_214951_Chrome.jpg
     
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  9. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I bought a full size soft pretzel at the Donatos stand in the NE corner on Crewsmas. Has something changed?
     
  10. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    The bens pretzels are supposedly freshly made (auntie Anne's like) and are superior to the super pretzels. The bites they now solely sell are not as good as a full pretzel.
     
  11. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    Doyle does think nancy would have this team getting 60 points, which is delusional
     
  12. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    60 points? No. Better than their current form? Probably.
     
  13. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There's little reason to think that, had he stayed, this would be the team he'd be coaching. I can't see him signing all of the players Issa brought on over the winter window. Would have been okay with the Gomes signing, for example? We finished with 54 points last year, nearly all of that time without Abou Ali. But Nagbe's loss was devastating to how we needed to play to be successful under Nancy. And I doubt Nancy had a ready answer for how to replace him. I think we'd have slumped from last year's form had Nancy stayed.
     
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  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are you suggesting that without Nagbe and Morris and Cucho, Coach Genius is more or less Coach Average?

    This is very upsetting.
     
  15. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    All these people mourning the death of the soft pretzel and I'm over here wondering why the White Claw, and all the other seltzers, went away.
     
  16. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    Ciders too.
     
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  17. GoCrew1996

    GoCrew1996 Member+

    Jan 20, 2007
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Preach. I'm not spending a dime at the stadium until they bring back the regular Bens Pretzels
     
  18. stanger

    stanger Member+

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And Miller Lite
     
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  19. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Finally, we're discussing the important matters.

    I've also noticed that the Post-Match surveys are going out later this year (granted, it's only been two games). A person might begin to wonder if that's related to all the in-stadium changes. If a person were the conspiratorial type, they might even think that there's less emphasis being put on the surveys than previous years and maybe even wonder if that's at all related to the promotion of a lawyer to the President of Business Ops.

    Good thing none of us have any of those negative qualities.
     
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  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WAIT

    WHAT THE FUCK
     
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  21. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    I know some distribution companies changed hands, but to move away from alcoholic beverages a lot of gen zers will actually drink sounds like a poor choice.
     
  22. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah bro, it's rough out there. Idk what's going on but the bevvie selection is worse than the central defense this year.
     
  23. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As would happen to any coach.
     
  24. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    White claw was a GF option. Now you have to buy a more expensive titos vodka drink
     
  25. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Haven't been to a Crew game this year yet, but CBJ food and bev is worse as well this year.
     

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