JOB. Guess?

Discussion in 'USA Men: News & Analysis' started by Delta Blues, Nov 7, 2004.

  1. Delta Blues

    Delta Blues New Member

    Jun 25, 1999
    King Willieville
    Yup, just head to the Yanks Abroad forum for the punch line. Good grief.
  2. numerista

    numerista New Member

    Mar 21, 2004
    He was left on the field for too long and seems to have re-aggravated his hamstring injury one more time.

    Insert your hysterical over-reactions here:
  3. Delta Blues

    Delta Blues New Member

    Jun 25, 1999
    King Willieville
    A hysterical overreaction may well be called for. Again. This is JOB after all.
  4. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999

    I know it will get censored but what the hell.
  5. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    Can someone run up the movie poster w/John O'Brien as the lead character in the M. Night Shamalyn pic "Unbreakable" (or whatever it was called, with Samual L. Jackson)....

    JOB, c'mon man....we got major talent in the pipeline....we need you too bud
  6. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Any word on how serious the injury or how long he'll be out?
  7. Delta Blues

    Delta Blues New Member

    Jun 25, 1999
    King Willieville
    Mild strain. 5-7 months. ;)
  8. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hilarious. Sad. True.
  9. flanoverseas

    flanoverseas New Member

    Mar 2, 2002
    Dude needs to retire so he can play with his children when he's 42. Plus he's made his cash and I am sure USSoccer would take him as a coach any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
  10. Wahoo

    Wahoo New Member

    Aug 15, 2001
    Seattle, USA
    latest from the YA board is 4-6 weeks he's expected out...
    That basically puts him out until after New Years, assuming he heals on time ;)
  11. I. Tristeza

    I. Tristeza Member

    Oct 7, 2004
    San Antonio, Texas
    I'm fine with these injuries. Really. O'Brien should just maintain his routine of staying injured for the better part of three years and then waltz into the US camp about 2 months before WC 06 and take someone's well-earned starting spot, then play every minute for the US in the WC and be one of the best players on the field, then get hurt again and ride the stationary bike for another three years or so. It sounds cynical, but I'm serious. Keep the miles off those pegs, JOB.
  12. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    I had balsa wood gliders growing up that were more durable.
  13. Peretz48

    Peretz48 Member+

    Nov 9, 2003
    Los Angeles
    And I thought John was an aspiring stand-up comedian.
  14. ZiggyGalaxy

    ZiggyGalaxy New Member

    Sep 22, 2004
    FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!!!! DAMN YOU, JOB! Oh well, maybe it's a good omen...could have a repeat of Portugal in '02...maybe? Just trying to look on the bright side, folks...
  15. Scotty

    Scotty Member+

    Dec 15, 1999
    Coaching?! Do you have any idea of the kind of strain that could put on a hamstring?
  16. ttrevett

    ttrevett Member+

    Apr 2, 2002
    Atlanta, GA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was bloody hilarious.

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