So FAILix scores 2 goals against the Greek minnows in an irrelevant competition, has been passed around clubs like a cheaper hooker and before today had 9 minutes of action, and has been absolutely terrible on the NT and you're trying to compare him to Bruno?! Using your logic, FAILix has been "dirt" for fucking years.
Favorite player? I literally called him out on being trash in his thread. Unlike the cowards who can't keep it real about FAILix. Still refusing to accept he's an ass turd.
Truth be told, neither deserves to be called up in present form much less start . There are a few questions about this coaches player decisions…..
I have never seen a player miss such a sitter, we dodge a bullet in that Joao felix.pic.twitter.com/nv2tpNTLc3— Bloke (@UtdBloke_) November 7, 2024
speaking of horrendous, Bruno has been an embarassment this season. Not that you’d ever remove your head from his ass to notice though.
Nah, he's been shit, no doubt. Nowhere even near as embarrassing as Felix, but that is a wildly low bar to be fair.
Hahahahahah yea a tap in so easy even a bum like Pavlidis can score it. This was all Vitinha with the delivery on a platter. Let's not get it twisted. Only reason Mr. I Only Play Conference League Games even gets called up and gets minimal playing time because he's a Gestifute gimp complete with a ball gag. Case in point: Antonio Silva rides the bench at Benfica but gets 90 minutes today. Enough said.
hahaha oh man, grasping at straws here now. This thread needs to be re-named for accuracy. "Joao Felix: The Fraud"
Ok I have been really disappointed in him but a tap in ? First of all complete world class pass !!! Second Felix received that on the with class and finished with class . The issue is that this happens way too few times but saying this is tap in is a joke .
It's a tap in. The pass was everything. The finish is expected. Only person I expect to miss that shot is Darwin Nunez.
That’s bs even by your standards . Received a great long ball and shot with out loosing stride . If you can’t see that then you have never played the game
Lol Bro just stop. The ball was perfect and the $120 million flop did what he is paid to do. The finish was nothing special. I know you have a Joao FAILix tube sock under your bed but let's pump the brakes a bit. Vitinha made that happen.
Lol go mow the lawn old man. Don't need your low-T ass over here acting like you're dominating your Over-50 Sunday league.
Hurry up now old man. Get the lawn mowed and put that Bengay on your old muscles. Don't want your old ass pulling anything.
Ok now go cry to mommy . I bet my old muscles can still out work your sit by the pc all day playing games muscles lol . Wait !! Is that mommy calling you for lunch ?