Joao Felix: The Prodigy or The Fraud?

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  1. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    This is the FAILix thread, not the Bruno thread. So if you want to stay on topic and keep it real, then let's focus on why this piece of shit is still being forced down everyone's throat when he's been a perennial failure at every team he's played on.

    Fact: Bruno didn't miss a PK, cuck boy FAILix did and sent his team home.

    Another fact: Bruno has a team. FAILix doesn't.
     
  2. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Saudi league is the best in the world, why do you think Ronaldo, Neymar, Benzema, Henderson, Gerrard, etc went there?
     
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    If Felix was smart, he would head over to the Saudi league, makes millions, do nothing and get automatic call ups to the NT until he hits 38. Win win for Felix
     
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  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    He already does nothing and gets called up. Mendes assures that happens every single time.
     
  5. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  6. benficafan3

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    Nov 16, 2005
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  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Pretty weird this dude still has a career despite being so terrible and single handedly costing Portugal a semi-final berth at the Euro. Kinda weird this dude continues getting call-ups over far superior players simply because:

    1. He's a Benfica product, and because 70% of the country are spineless, glory-hunting Benfica dick-riders, he continues to get call ups
    2. He's a Mendes client, so no matter how poorly he plays, he'll still be passed around clubs like a cheap hooker
    3. Atletico were dumb enough to unload the brinks truck for this bum despite only 6 months of first team football

    The fact that this dude even exists is stifling the national team careers of many other players who are far superior than him. And he continues to be shoved down our throats for the 3 reasons mentioned above. A shit player who, had he been from SCP or FCP, we would've never heard from him again and he'd be an afterthought 3 years ago.
     
  8. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton

    Dude still , let it go dude .
     
  9. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Nah I'm good. For sure not taking advice from someone who has no idea what a PK is. Now get back to mowing the lawn old man.
     
  10. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    #935 eurodad, Aug 23, 2024
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2024
    I guarantee I spent more time on a soccer field than you ever did, now I’m going to “cut the grass” while judging by your posts, you keep smoking the grass ;):p
     
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  11. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #936 prodigal_mind, Aug 23, 2024
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    Meanwhile bruno finished in 8th place and played like utter shit at the euro. Then he made vague statements indicating he wanted to leave United, received zero interest, and then extended his contract with his 8th place team. What a loser

    Felix will retire a Portuguese and la liga champion.
     
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  12. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Doing what? Cutting the grass?
     
  13. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Felix will retire as:

    • The dude who was publicly humiliated when he got cucked by Porro smashing his lady, and then she got passed around to some scrub race car driver.
    • The dude who nobody wanted and got passed around with Atletico begging anyone for this flop.
    • The only Portuguese player to shit the bed and miss their PK at the Euro, knocking Portugal out.
    • The biggest flop is world soccer history.

    That will be his legacy: a steaming, stinking ass turd of a player.
     
  14. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Playing league games , then licensed coach for 10 years. I know it’s not as impressive as you 20 years of Xbox soccer
     
  15. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Felix must be reading this thread, he scored today:D
     
  16. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    After the game was already over at 5-2. Also against Gestifute FC.
     
  17. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Bench warming trash. Stick a fork in him. His career is over.

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  18. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
     
  19. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Comes on in the 81st minute & misses a open header. Gestifute doing everything to keep this bum's career alive.
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  21. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  22. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Bruno has shown he can perform when isn't being a moron on a trash team. Felix has never been good on any team. Ever. If he wasn't a bum from Seixal and a part of Gestifute, then he'd be playing in the minnows of the Portuguese 2nd division.
     
  23. prodigal_mind

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    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    2 goals for felix today. More than Bruno has in the entire season!
     
  24. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    The conference league?! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Comparing a midfielder to a forward?! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Panathinaikos?!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  25. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Still he scored . As much as I have like Bruno, he has been dirt for a while now
     
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