THere are quite a lot of players with big reputations out there coaching DA squads.................. The Philadelphia Union have an actual World Cup winner coaching in their academy. They have Kleberson coaching their U12s! U12s!! https://philadelphiaunionyouth.com/staff/
can you imagine the first parent that brings out a couple of orange slices? Hes going to go nuts.....
If I were German I would have a word that combines awesome and terrifying. And that would be the word I would use.
Parent: "Coach, our son is looking to parlay his club play into a college scholarship. Jones: Parent: "Coach, why did you just go studs up into my knees?"