get toasted by LD for the first goal, pull down Ching for the second, then beat Meola on a header for the third.... thus cementing his place in Earthquake fans' hearts....
I went with the safe bet and said a single yellow card, but it would be entertaining to see bodily fluids thrown about (not in my direction though). We should have a countdown for Conrads first yellow card.
Captain: Are you ready kids? Kids: Aye-aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you... Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! Captain: OOOOOOOOOH!!! Who plays for the Wiz now o-ver at KC? Kids: JIM-MY CON-RAD!!! Captain: Who's a hack and a whiner, draws yellows does he? Kids: JIM-MY CON-RAD!!! Captain: If defensive nonsense be something you wish... Kids: JIM-MY CON-RAD!!! Captain: Then dive on the pitch and flop like the Fish. Kids: JIM-MY CON-RAD!!! Captain: Ready? Everybody: JIM-MY CON-RAD!!! JIM-MY CON-RAD!!!JIM-MY CON-RAD!!! JIM-MY.....CONRAD!!! [play nose like a flute] © 2003 Full Dog Point Productions
OTHER. During his introduction, Jimmy will do a complete 360 in slow motion waving to a packed Spartan Stadium feeling completely overwhelmed and touched by the warm (c'mon ya'll) welcome he'll receive from his not so distant past loyal fans. p.s. I hope he doesn't hurt anyone.
Awww.... Poor Bobcat! I think he will receive a nice warm welcome too yalpstel! At least from some of us!
I miss him already! I really thought he was a cool dude and his playing had improved by leaps and bounds. I, for one, will miss his hard-nosed exploits....
I'll miss his humor and most of his play. I won't miss his yellow card accumulation though. I sure hope that Waibel doesn't do a Jimmy impersonation the whole season. GO QUAKES!! - Mark
In the 67th minute, Conrad will employ his Matrix-like abilities and perform a slow motion bicycle kick, hanging in the air for 10 seconds, scoring a goal against the Quakes. Then in celebration, he will hand out sweet french bread to the hungy people in the stands in a tribute to Yves. Unlike Yves, however, the bread will not be handmade nor still warm from the brick oven.
....and porous is he!!! (I hope Fat Tony is porous, too!!) LMAOROTF...nice work, Guy, on the song AND the graphics!
I still really like the way Jimmy played for us and what he did in the community. Heck he ran several of my youth soccer squads practices. I want him back! He is and was much better than Waibel ever will be.