Can you envision that my friends? I can. I bet he would tell us that it's his favorite and only sport. Any painters or artist willing to draw a visual of such a senario?
I once had a coach explain the premise of defenders attacking in the 4-4-2 by saying "The first will be last and the last will be first. Jesus Christ played soccer."
OK, 12 plus the man himself... Who's on the bench? Throw in John the Baptist, and you've got 11 field players and three subs. Would there be any theological/recruiting problems with bringing in Vishnu as GK?
They were doing quite well until Judas scored an own goal. And then Jesus was unfairly red carded by ref Pontios Pilate.